video } regrets I've had a few but then again too few to mention

[bigbad]

[Canny viewers might recognize the room Spike's sitting in as the office of Angel's Investigation. Spike is, in fact, sitting on a desk, boots banging against the side as he smirks into the cameras.]

Hey, mates. Thought I ought to let you know that Angel's Investigation is under new management. [He jabs a thumb towards himself.] Sure, Angel's all right as a leader, but some people want a bit more brains and a bit less forehead, know what I mean?

[Has anyone agreed to this change in staff? No. Does anyone from Angel's team even know he's here, in Wonderland? Absolutely not. Is that going to stop Spike? Not for a second. It'll make Angel mad, and that's hilarious.]

So come on over for all your mystery solving needs. We take beer and smokes as payment. One thing's sure: with me in charge it'll be a lot more fun getting your mysteries solved. Cheers!

[He salutes and disconnects.]

Comments

[Video]

[vampdetective]

No. This was a detour.

[A three year detour.

Shut up.]

[Video]

[bigbad]

[Dryly:] A detour. To a bloody fairytale.

[Guess who doesn't beliiieeeve you.]

[Video]

[vampdetective]

I didn't say this was a detour I took by choice.

[Come on, Spike.]

[Video]

[bigbad]

Mate, no one but you could bugger up a heroic last stand so hard we end up in Fairyland.

[Video]

[vampdetective]

Wonderland.

[GET IT RIGHT.]

It's not like this was my fault! I wasn't even the first one here.

[Video]

[bigbad]

Whateverland. It's probably a little bit your fault.

[Video]

[vampdetective]

You can't seriously believe that.

[Video]

[bigbad]

You did poke the universe's biggest, most evil bear.