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video } regrets I've had a few but then again too few to mention

[Canny viewers might recognize the room Spike's sitting in as the office of Angel's Investigation. Spike is, in fact, sitting on a desk, boots banging against the side as he smirks into the cameras.]

Hey, mates. Thought I ought to let you know that Angel's Investigation is under new management. [He jabs a thumb towards himself.] Sure, Angel's all right as a leader, but some people want a bit more brains and a bit less forehead, know what I mean?

[Has anyone agreed to this change in staff? No. Does anyone from Angel's team even know he's here, in Wonderland? Absolutely not. Is that going to stop Spike? Not for a second. It'll make Angel mad, and that's hilarious.]

So come on over for all your mystery solving needs. We take beer and smokes as payment. One thing's sure: with me in charge it'll be a lot more fun getting your mysteries solved. Cheers!

[He salutes and disconnects.]

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Oh, lots of things. [The tone of his voice and the look of his eyes scream his penis is special. But then he shrugs.] ...but, in this case specifically, the fact that I'm a vampire.

[...

Okay wow, she is not going there. Not sober anyway.

SO THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT WHOLE VAMPIRE THING THEN.]

So if anyone's suddenly in need of a donation around here, well then, I certainly won't be pointing fingers at you.

[Look, she doesn't know if he's a good vampire or evil vampire, but it's fine. Nobody she actually cares about would be in danger anyway.]

I'm not biting people! That's far more likely to be Angel! I've got a soul, you know. One that's better than his.

Didn't mean anything by it, but thanks for the information I suppose.

[Doesn't really have anything to do with her, but she'll remember that one.]

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