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[aboutzero]

[Sam knows this isn't a dream, he doesn't have the imagination for it. What he doesn't know is where the hell he is and if anybody from home is here, too. He should play it cool right? Yeah, he should play it cool.]

So, I'm lookin' for a guy, well three guys. One's always on my left.

[Nice. Kinda cryptic, too. He's not much of a spy, but it might be enough to make Nat proud.]

The second guy's real small and no fun at picnics. [Even better.] Third, uh, likes birds? Might've been a bird at some point, it's hard to tell.

[There's a pause. He's gotten off track.]

And there's a girl. Sweet, has an accent, could kick your ass if she thought about it long enough. If anyone has any idea what I'm talking about, cause I sure don't, hit me up.

[Here's to hoping they can crack that code.]

Comments

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

Shit yeah, I know all of them! Th-They're all hanging out at this sweet party with the One-Armed Man, Laura Palmer, this one f-floating white orb that kidnaps people, a rabbit named Harvey, and a really rare Pepe.

Th-They told me to tell you the penguins fl-OOOAUUUUU-ock at midnight.

[video]

[aboutzero]

This guy's got jokes.

[That's Sam's kind of guy.]

Any chance you actually know what I'm talking about?

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

No way, your code was i-impenetrable. Well done. A+ spy work.

[video]

[aboutzero]

[Sam squints. It's time for a stare off.]

You've sent my sarcasm meter through the roof. But thanks, man, I've been practicing.

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

Boy, you must suck a lot on a regular basis then.

[video]

[aboutzero]

I coast along just below average. It works for me.

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

You and 99% of the sentient population of the g-goddamn universe.

[video]

[aboutzero]

You're a real ray of sunshine, man. I like it.

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

Yeah, kittens and birdsong, that's me.

So how about y-you just give me the names of these fuckers y-you're looking for and I can actually, yanno, tell you if I've fucking heard of them.

[video]

[aboutzero]

Steve Rogers ring any bells? How about Clint or Nat?

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

Yeah, there's a Steve here and like, you're g-g-gonna have to be more specific about the Nat thing.