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[blackbirdsing]

[ Sarah's lounging in bed, hair up in a ponytail, and she doesn't have much to say except: ]

Why are there no old people here? You know, like...I'm going to go out on a limb and say I definitely haven't seen anyone over 60. And I'm talking visually. Don't be a smart ass and tell me you're over 1,000, I get it, some of you are immortal or magic or...whatever. I'm just saying, no one appears to be over the age of, I don't know, post mid-life crisis.

I wonder why that would be? Wonderland has a youthful aesthetic to maintain? If you're over, say, 65 in human years, raise your hand.

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[video] IT'S OKAY I LOVE THIS

[wriggedywrecked]

[As far as Rick's concerned, being a sarcastic shit is a whole lot better than being a whiny fuck or whatever.]

Who the fuck even are you?

[video]

[blackbirdsing]

Just some idiot resident named Sarah.

[ Might as well play into it. ]

Who the fuck are you?

[video]

[wriggedywrecked]

Whatever.

Rick Sanchez, resident genius.

[video] This was an absolute fucking delight I hope they're snarky at each other FOREVER

[blackbirdsing]

Well, as pleasant as this has been, Rick, I'm gonna let you get back to your Matlock and prune juice. Thanks for taking whatever limited time you have left to reply.

[ She gives him a mock salute; no respect for elders here, lol, then logs off. Also, she's pretty sure she's sleeping with the actual resident genius every night and it's definitely not Rick. ]

[video] i fucking love negative cr

[wriggedywrecked]

Go shove a selfie-stick up your ass.

[He flips her off in kind. Honestly, he much prefers it when people can sass him right back, it makes things a lot more refreshing.]