[VIDEO] these bones in my jaw- they don't have a flaw.

[powerofmabel]

[So here’s Mabel sitting at her craft table in her room, surrounded by her piles of stuffed animals. It looks like she’s about to make the world’s cuddliest State of the Union address.]

Hi, Wonderfriends!

As you know, I, Mabel Pines, am an expert at problem-solving. I not only solve my own problems, but the problems of my friends, and I have the scrapbooked evidence to prove it! Plus I’m co-leader of Angel Investigations- we make your mysteries history. Aw yeah, nailed that plug! [she high fives a stuffed animal, and then sighs and leans back.] But as surprising as it is, there are some problems I can’t solve. You see, I’ve been in Wonderland for two years now, which means I definitely haven’t been to the orthodontist. [and here, she smiles, revealing her braces, which she gestures to.] These things? Do not tighten themselves, guys. And since I kiiinda don’t want a super messed up mouth while I’m in Wonderland, I only have one question for you.

[and here she looks deeply pained, all the casualness gone from her tone, because believe or not, people, untightened braces are uncomfortable as hell.] Is there a dentist in the house??

Comments

[powerofmabel]

[BUT IT'S HER FAVORITE FOOD, TORIEL.]

I'll try to resist the impulse.

[didntknowbest]

Thank you. That would be very appreciated, both by me and likely by your body as well!

[powerofmabel]

Dipper's pretty sure I have a stomach made of solid titanium ever since that time I ate an entire pinecone.

[didntknowbest]

[Toriel is worried about this child.]

Please do not do that anymore either. Really, you should just only eat things that are food!

[powerofmabel]

But what would I do for my Mabel's Guide to Life segment about eating non-foods.

[didntknowbest]

I would suggest not doing it!

If you like, I could help you create a guide about eating actual foods! I do have a bit of skill with cooking, after all.

[powerofmabel]

[she giggles] I mean I know about actual food. I just have a reckless and ridiculous streak that can't be tamed.