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[wildwest]

I do hate to interrupt, [ comes the voice behind the network's latest entry. his voice is weighted down heavily by a distinct brand of southern drawl — georgia flavor, to those able to recognize it ] but seein' as I won't be goin' anywhere any time soon, I do believe proper introductions are in order. The name's Henry, and I hail from a small town called Purgatory. It was 2017, last I checked, but I don't suppose dates mean much in a "wondrous" place such as this.

[ yeah, the alice in wonderland references are completely lost on a man who missed out on not only the book's publishing, but all the disney adaptations that followed it. ]

You wouldn't happen to know if things you were... say, tethered to in your previous, less than wonderful life are still that way in this one, would you? I'm also interested in hearing what one does in Wonderland, other than wait for one of these so-called "events" to crop up, of course. A man of my specific skillset could get awful bored mighty fast without something worthwhile to entertain him.

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[shrinkage]

If you want fancy, you should go check out the shooting range.

[ moving targets~! ]

[wildwest]

Shooting range?

[ you have his attention. ]

[shrinkage]

The targets move after an upgrade someone put in last year. Is that too fancy for you?

[ #jerk ]

[wildwest]

[ was that the sound of a gun cocking? ]

Just fancy enough.

[shrinkage]

You know, if you ever want company, shoot me a text! I don't use traditional guns, but I do need to practice more.

[ can't just tank through everything all the time, unfortunately... ]

[wildwest]

[ texting! he can do texting. wynonna has, thankfully, shown him how to text. ]

How 'bout tomorrow, then? I could stand to blow off some steam.

[shrinkage]

It's a date!

[ :D ]