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I do hate to interrupt, [ comes the voice behind the network's latest entry. his voice is weighted down heavily by a distinct brand of southern drawl — georgia flavor, to those able to recognize it ] but seein' as I won't be goin' anywhere any time soon, I do believe proper introductions are in order. The name's Henry, and I hail from a small town called Purgatory. It was 2017, last I checked, but I don't suppose dates mean much in a "wondrous" place such as this.

[ yeah, the alice in wonderland references are completely lost on a man who missed out on not only the book's publishing, but all the disney adaptations that followed it. ]

You wouldn't happen to know if things you were... say, tethered to in your previous, less than wonderful life are still that way in this one, would you? I'm also interested in hearing what one does in Wonderland, other than wait for one of these so-called "events" to crop up, of course. A man of my specific skillset could get awful bored mighty fast without something worthwhile to entertain him.

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And prepare for whatever oncoming storm approaches.

How d'you feel about zombies?

[And then a zombie event happens right after he asks this. LOOK TO BE FAIR, IT'S USUALLY ON HIS MIND.]

[ what good foresight you have there, rocket. ]

Hostile. Not sure there's a way to feel about the roaming dead beyond that — other than fearful, of course.

I ask 'cause there's a lot of people around here with zombies in their worlds. Means we get tons of 'em.

I think I've been through at least five in three years.

Means I should probably expect to be dealin' with them sooner or later.

[ welp. thank goodness he's already paranoid and stockpiling ammo. ]

Most people don't wanna talk about the shit that happens in their worlds, but the zombie people are obvious.

The real things you gotta watch out for are the events that screw with your head and make you forget who you really are. I'd take fifty more zombie events over that shit.

[ doc would rather not discuss the shit in his world, that's for sure. not unless the specifics suddenly become relevant. at this point, they're not, so he's going to continue keeping the majority to himself. ]

Some sort of memory erasure or mind control?

Little of column A, little of column B. And they don't just erase memories in events. Sometimes they overwrite 'em.

That's unsettling.

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