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[not_a_hero]

I am holding a private party and require entertainment.

Music is a must. Theatre would be nice but I have low expectations from you all. Performing arts in general, really. I want class and culture.

Sign up here.

Comments

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[jivitadana]

For when? [This is not necessarily signing up!]

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[not_a_hero]

I'm flexible. One can hardly plan a party without entertainment so the amount of time needed for the one to prepare will set the date for the other.

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[jivitadana]

Why do you need live entertainment?

[Get an mp3 player and speakers and some music files and done.]

nothing but colourful video will do;

[airshipswank]

What a charming request you make. Wonderland must be lining up at your door for a chance to have their skill belittled.

video~;

[not_a_hero]

You might be surprised to know how many people generally rush to prove me wrong.

vivid video forever;

[airshipswank]

Catching flies with manure, eh? Clever.

[ But then, he was such an exceptionally clever wizard, if peculiar event memories serve correctly. Oh, and ever such fun to steal from as well. ]

[satsujinki]

What a great way to kick off a potential party.

If cynicism made for a good get-together, I'd be a social icon.

[not_a_hero]

The invitees know me well enough not to be bothered.

Are you skilled in the performing arts?

[satsujinki]

Naturally not. I'm a very boring person.

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[not_a_troll]

I shall be present! But not as one's entertainment.
May I observe how others entertain you?

:-))

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[not_a_hero]

You're not invited. It's a private affair.

Attendance would only be granted if the scale of the entertainment made excuse for a larger audience.

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[not_a_troll]

I am particulary good at card games.

[sinkships]

[JUST LAUGHING]

[not_a_hero]

You are quite obviously not qualified.

[sinkships]

How rude! For all you know, I could play the violin like the most skilled of your human violinists!

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[airplanecups]

way to not invite me dude

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[not_a_hero]

I doubt it's your sort of party.

[airplanecups]

what kind of party is it?

[itsahotone]

What's your definition of classy in this case?

[She is out of breath. This is because she is currently doing jumping jacks.]

[not_a_hero]

Something someone would wish to dress smartly for.

[itsahotone]

Wow, that narrows it all down. What kind of 'entertainment' are you expecting?

[She casually does one of those jumps where you touch your toes at the same time.]

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[was_a_soldier]

...Excuse me. You're holding a what now?

[Color John H. Watson extremely surprised.]

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[not_a_hero]

Just a small drinks do with amateur entertainment.

[insidethechimney]

[Nothing lures out Pinkie Pie like parties. Especially parties she can perform at!]

I can sing and I can dance and I can play the tuba and the harmonica and the accordion and the banjo all at the same time!

[not_a_hero]

[... well, what would certainly be something.]

Can you do any of that with an air of sophistication?