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brb. ([personal profile] accelerate) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2016-06-14 09:43 pm

1 🐻 TEXT.

[ have you seen a golden streak throughout wonderland? that's barry — the flash — scoping out the place. making sure it's up to snuff and reasonably safe (ha ha, another earth being safe? oh, barry) and searching for (1) the cheshire cat (2) the caterpillar with the hookah and (3) the queen of hearts, he's found himself so disappointed not to find (4) the mad hatter. it's like he's losing this scavenger hunt no one else is playing. ]

[ he makes sure his username is BEARY 🐻 for #reasons no one will ever guess. keeping his tone cheery and upbeat, barry's close to fooling himself that he doesn't feel so empty on the inside and infinitely defeated. ]


Little Barry fell
d
o
w
n
the hole
bumped his head
and idk about my soul tbh jw if I've gone mad here??

Okay, sorry, that wasn't a real question. Siri's not even answering me so I'm guessing it's just not even a good one to ask? What kind of Wonderland doesn't even have Jitters?

Assuming I've gone mad and I'm not going to lose my head, I've decided to come to my wise fish with a specific porpoise. Fish don't go anywhere without one.

I want to know when tea-time is (seriously, guys, I'm really, really, REALLY hungry and I could use some snacks, like high on the sugar, maybe cupcakes with icing, ice-cream in the cone, chocolate ...) and if I'm invited because I kiiiiiiind of waited in the tea-room for like an hour and a half at 6PM — ON THE DOT btw — and no one turned up? Like, come on, I'm a great party guest … even though I'm over a mile high.

What do I have to do to be in the cool kid's club????
circlejerked: (↯ that will change your world around)

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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-15 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone's clearly enjoying themselves.

["Tbh jw"? Throwing around 'i's and question marks like confetti? This reads like a love letter to the weird and wacky. Son, you're gonna fit right in.]
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-16 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Is TBH code supposed to be code for feeling slighted you didn't make the cut for the tea party VIP list?

Don't feel too bad, a lot of formal invitations seemed to have gotten lost. Like the ones inviting us to stay here.


[Get comfortable with those fish puns, Barry, you'll have plenty of opportunity to use them while you kick your feet up in Wonderland's version of the Hotel California.]
Edited 2016-06-16 07:34 (UTC)
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-17 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Are there going to be subtitles I can follow along with at some point?

[Thank you for introducing him to such things with your strange and magnificent anime, Alphys.]

Either that or someone forgot to give me a decoder code for this conversation. But you can't fool me with emoticons, I've been mentored in the art by the very best. A space pirate taught me.

I think you should give it a whirl, see what happens. If no one shows up, keep waiting.
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-17 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Everybody knows 6PM is the magic hour, that's true. Wait long enough and I'm sure something will happen. Eventually.

Reading the Wonderland books was a good introduction to gibberish, I'll get the hang of it. But what kind of bamf are we talking? I can think of a few. The bamf sound a bird makes when it hits a glass window, or a stink bomb when it deploys, to name some examples that come to mind. Not sure that's the effect you're going for.
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Once more with feeling: you're gonna fit right in, son. There's a seat right next to the Duchess with Barry's name on it.]

Was I not supposed to think that? Sorry, I thought that was a fill in the blank.

Ice is cool. Water is wet. Are we going somewhere with this?
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-20 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Downtown? Boomtown? Clown town?

[You're an odd duck, Mr. Barry Allen, and Anders is still undecided on what to make of you. It's a good thing he has some experience sharing the pond with odd ducks.]

In good faith, I'll let you in on a secret: the cupcakes come free. But all right, I'll play the student to your Mad Hatter.

[Enlighten him. Who doesn't love random acronyms?]
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-22 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to pay Cat Town a visit, myself. Whom should I expect to pay my tab to when the time comes?

[And how long should he wait to make sure Barry's not sending any more texts...? His phone's blowing up here. Admittedly, he's a little jealous of how effortlessly Barry can type. Oh, the woes of being born in the Dark Ages.

That mock lesson is beautifully tongue-in-cheek, though, well done. If given the "would this piss Velanna off" stress test, Barry's acronym assault would easily pass. Anders approves.]


So that's what that means. I feel more educated already in the many colorful uses of capital letters already.
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-23 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Bartholomew. Now there's a name that would give anyone a complex, no wonder Barry is the way he is.]

I never doubted you were a class act for a second. I can respect someone who demands nothing but the best sprinkles on their cupcakes.

[Maybe one day he'll even understand what Barry's trying to communicate...]

What's BAMF stand for? Barry Allen Master of Fun?
circlejerked: (↯ that a garden should wither to this!)

[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-25 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[It's only manipulative if he believes a single word of any of this, which they're in no danger of.]

A modest guy like you? I wouldn't think it.

Anders is my name, being familiar with your world and its many colorful references is not, as you might have guessed, my game.
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-28 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Why are there pictures of... hands? Are those hands? Is he laughing with his hands?]

It's an uphill battle every day, but I try.

[This is definitely the humor of someone trying to mask the huge personal deficit they feel at not growing up with text-speak. Definitely. It's definitely that.]

I have a feeling you're probably right. I'm from Ferelden in a world called Thedas. We have a soft spot for complete sentences there.
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[personal profile] circlejerked 2016-06-29 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[They're even steven because Anders has no clue what's being said, either. But you got him, that was pretty good. He laughed. Kudos.]

Having only the faintest idea what BRB and Google Maps is supposed to be, I'm going to say... yes? Yes, you can. Sure.

[No, no, you really can't, but Barry can sure give it the old college try. He might find it somewhere between "Neverland" and "here be dragons."]

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