1ST COOL ENTRY - VIDEO

[kingtrousele]

[In the search for something lost, do what you know you must.

Of course, like everyone else, Papyrus was confused about this new present he received, but everything became clear to him as soon as he opened it to reveal some very fashionable clothing.

Then it dawns on him.

He knows what he must do.

He needs to put on these clothes and show everyone how fashionable he looks.

So, the video opens to a skeleton wearing some very cool clothing. He's even written down the words 'COOL DUDE' on the T-shirt! Look at how cool he is!]

PEOPLE OF WONDERLAND!!! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE FINALLY COME TO DEBUT MYSELF! UH...AGAIN. APPARENTLY THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE BEEN HERE IN WONDERLAND?? I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TWO TIMES. BUT ANYWAY, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT!

WHAT IS IMPORTANT, HOWEVER, IS MY NEW STYLE!!! LOOK AT WHAT I GOT FROM A WEIRD PRESENT I FOUND OUTSIDE MY DOOR!!! NEW CLOTHES!!!

[He's not going to say outright that he's stoked to be wearing some new clothes that aren't regal regalia, but his expression is showing that he's over the moon with happiness.

He strikes a pose!]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS 'RQ' PERSON IS, BUT IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, THEN THANK YOU FOR THIS GENEROUS GIFT!! I WILL WEAR THESE CLOTHES UNTIL THEY FALL APART!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!

[He's dead serious about that.]

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[nomorules]

_{[The fu--]}

My uniform!?

_{[AND IT'S ON ANOTHER TALKING SKELETON.]}

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[kingtrousele]

WAIT —YOUR UNIFORM??? HOW IS THIS A UNIFORM???

[He’s totally used to uniforms being, like, polo shirts with slacks, armor and kingly attire.]

[nomorules]

<sub>[Whoa, Ryuji had almost forgotten something had looked slightly off about his room when he'd gotten back from the Mirror side all those weeks ago. His clothes were gone without a trace; he hadn't stopped to wonder much where they'd ended up. But here they are.

... On someone else.

This is messed up. One thing at a time, though.]</sub>

It's my school uniform! The Shujin insignia's right there on the blazer! And... my shirt...

_{[Which... has been defaced and is now even louder and more crowded on the front than before, hot damn. Papyrus is a sight to behold.]}

Holy shit. You just found that outside your room?

[uncoils]

Uh...does that wash off?

[She's just asking this. Because if those belong to someone they're probably not gonna be happy about them being written on.]

[kingtrousele]

…I DON’T KNOW!!! USUALLY WHENEVER I ADD IN MY SPECIAL ‘COOL DUDE’ TOUCH TO CLOTHING, THEY DON’T COME OUT, BUT I GOT THIS MARKER FROM THE MAGIC CLOSET THING, SO WHO KNOWS IF IT’S PLAYING A TRICK ON ME OR NOT.

OH WELL, I’LL FIND OUT WHEN I WASH IT. AND BY WASHING IT I MEAN TAKING IT INTO THE SHOWER.

[uncoils]

They don't have washing machines where you're from?

[Then again does Wonderland even need washing machines?]

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[sonofab]

I'm pretty sure those belong to someone else if it's from RQ...

They don't even fit you properly.

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[kingtrousele]

WAIT, REALLY??? SO, THIS WAS ANOTHER CASE OF EVERYONE GETTING MIXED UP PRESENTS…

[How disappointing! He was really hoping to keep these clothes, too…]

YES, YOU’RE CORRECT, THEY DON’T. I THINK THEY’RE MUCH TOO SMALL FOR ME!!! YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE MY BICEPS THROUGH THESE CLOTHES!!! PERHAPS...IF WASHING SOMETHING IN HOT WATER MAKES THEM SHRINK...THEN MAYBE WASHING THESE CLOTHES IN COLD WATER WILL MAKE THEM GROW BIGGER!!! JUST A THEORY.

[He's a scientific genius.]

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[sonofab]

Bicep... on a talking skeleton...[Mutters something along the lines of: "I'm pretty sure that's just your humerus you sack of bones." but then comes the theory about laundry.

He...never did his own laundry so who knew? That had always been Pennyworth's job so...could work?]

Can always try and see...or return those clothes to their owner and summon a similar pair from the closets in your size?

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[zackthekiller]

[A man covered in bandages is staring blankly into the camera.]

[He kind of wishes he could unsee that.]

... Is it just me, or did everybody get weird stuff from this RQ person?

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[kingtrousele]

IT SEEMS THAT WAY, WEIRD BANDAGED HUMAN!! I SAW A TON OF OTHER PEOPLE POSTING WHAT THEY’VE GOTTEN FROM THIS ‘RQ’ PERSON, ALTHOUGH IT SEEMS THAT THEY’RE ALL THINGS THAT BELONG TO SOMEBODY ELSE…

[He looks down at his cool new clothes. That probably means that these belong to someone else. Maaaan, and he was hoping to keep these clothes, too…]

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[zackthekiller]

[OMG please stop shouting.]

So... Someone stole shit and sent it off to other people. That's probably pretty damn stupid.

[Great, now the spooky scary skeleton looks sad.]

You know you can ask the closet for clothes, right?

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[trabryu]

[ Mondo has seen quite a number of strange looking creatures in Wonderland. Monsters. Aliens. Et cetera.

But not a skeleton.

Much less a skeleton in what looks like some fancy school uniform. It looks... surreal. He has to admit it's pretty cool, in some ways (because a moving and talking skeleton, wha?!), but also horrifying, in many ways.

So... he just gotta ask. ]

The fuck are you?

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[kingtrousele]

[Wowie! Short, straight and to the point!]

WHY, I'M THE GREAT PAPYRUS! PAPYRUS THE SKELETON!!! WHO ARE YOU??

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[trabryu]

Mondo Oowada.

[ No, what the fuck. This isn't time for introduction! ]

You're a skeleton and livin'? [ Even he himself is wondering what he's saying... ] How does that even work? What kinda world you're from?

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[naughty_nurse]

Oh... they look very good on you, Great Papyrus.

[clapclapclap]

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[kingtrousele]

[How nice of her to say that!! He strikes another pose!!]

NYEH HEH HEH!!! THANK YOU, MIKAN!! I'M SO GLAD THAT I'M ABLE TO SHOW OFF OTHER STYLES!!!

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[naughty_nurse]

Have you tried getting other kinds of clothes out of the closet?

[angewiesen]

[LOL. Jean recognizes Ryuji's clothing right away.]

You do that, skeleton guy. In fact, I think you should write some more stuff on it. Like the back too.

[kingtrousele]

[GAAAAAASP. What a wonderful idea!!]

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, TALL HUMAN!!! I SHOULD WRITE DOWN SOME MORE THINGS!!! ALTHOUGH...IF I WRITE ON THE BACK OF THE BLAZER WITH THIS MARKER, THEN IT WON'T SHOW...

[He looks pensive for just a moment, thinking of a good answer. Then, he jerks up!!]

I GOT IT!!! WHITE OUT!! I'LL USE WHITE OUT TO SPELL OUT SOME MORE COOL WORDS ON THE BACK OF THE BLAZER!!! AND I'LL EVEN PUT IN A COOL SKULL DESIGN ON THERE TOO, FOR GOOD MEASURE!!!

[angewiesen]

Great idea! And put some real artistic effort into it. Be sure to show me when it's done, okay?

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[punful]

[This event is starting to get a little weird, but eh, whatever, his brother is happy. Though from the sounds of things, those clothes probably belong to someone else.]

[Ah, well, let him have his fun for a bit.]

you look really cool, bro. really suits you.

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[kingtrousele]

[He strikes!! Another pose!!!]

NYEH HEH HEH!!! OF COURSE I LOOK COOL, SANS!! EVERYTHING I WEAR MAKES THE CLOTHES UP THEIR COOL FACTOR BY 100%!!!

...OH!! BY THE WAY!! DID YOU HAPPEN TO RECEIVE A PRESENT FROM THIS 'RQ' PERSON TOO?? IT SEEMS THAT JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY GOT A PRESENT!!!

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[deadshapes]

Uh, you know that probably belongs to someone else, right? Like, people are getting all this junk that doesn't belong to them. Like that's a thing that's been happening.

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[kingtrousele]

YES!!!

WELL!!!!

...

[The talking cat had a point, this uniform more than likely belonged to someone else, especially if the other network postings were to be true.]

...YOU'RE RIGHT. I SHOULD REALLY FIND WHOMEVER IS MISSING THEIR COOL CLOTHES AND RETURN IT TO THEM. I SUPPOSE I COULD ALWAYS ASK FOR THE SAME OUTFIT FROM THE MAGICAL CLOSET...THAT WAY, IT'S LIKE I NEVER LOST THESE COOL CLOTHES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!