entranceway | say it ain't so (video)

[ When Liv appears on the screen, she's in a nice off-white sweater with a hint of gold sparkle to it, full face of makeup and nervously smiling. She gives a wave, then lets out a breath she's been holding. ]

I have a confession. And some of you know. Some of you who know me don't know, and everyone else...

[ She pauses, looking down a little. Is this the right thing? Hell if she knows. It's not like she's in a place the size of Seattle. Maybe now's the time to just come clean. ]

The rest of you don't need to know but uh...at this point if someone found out by word of mouth I feel like it'd suck more, so.

My name is Liv. I've been living here since the summer. And...I'm a zombie.

[ She pauses for a beat. ]

Obviously from a different zombie world than the rest of you. I'll answer your questions now: Yes, I eat what you think I eat but the closet provides it for me. I only act like the maniac you'd expect when I'm hurt unexpectedly and then I'm super strong and just kind of...grunty. But I can help, I do help. I've saved people. I've died here. Yes, I'm technically dead right now, but I still look great?

I guess those are the hard-hitting questions. If you have any others I'll be here to answer them.

Please don't try to kill me. I'll just come back.

So I guess that's it. Now you all know, and I can breathe easier. Ish. Well, not breathe. Whatever, you know what I mean.

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[Consuming something belonging to humans is a possibility for him, but not one he talks about. He's fairly certain he'll never have to worry about it, anyway.]

I get that. It does seem like this place does that kind of thing when it can.

No one's been terrible, though. A couple of people from zombie infested worlds have even weighed in, so I think we're good. Fingers crossed, though for a while.

Yeah? That's good. Those are the people I'd be most worried about.

Believe me, I am. So I made a list of like...all the names of people I'm afraid possibly could retaliate? If something happens to me it's in the drawer in my coffee table. I mean, just in case.

Got it. I'll keep that in mind. But hopefully it won't be necessary. I mean, if nothing else, it's not like killing you will do any good in the long run.

That's definitely the point I'm super hoping people keep in mind, here.

[ If everyone could just remember that part, it'd make her feel so much better. ]

In my experience, people here are pretty level-headed most of the time.

[Of course, he doesn't know everyone real well, so he can't be totally sure that's true all the time.]

Edited 2018-02-10 20:02 (UTC)

Yeah, and in between events seemed like a good time? Something is past us and we have some time - I hope - before the next things hits.

[ Although, directly after a zombie event probably wasn't the best timing. Oh well. ]

Yeah. You can't ever be totally sure, but it was a good idea. It gives people a chance to process.

Thanks, for supporting it. For now, I think I'm gonna put my device down and walk away for a little while. But I'll let you know if anything weird comes up, I promise.

Alright. I'll talk to you later.

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