say it ain't so (video)

[livemoore]

[ When Liv appears on the screen, she's in a nice off-white sweater with a hint of gold sparkle to it, full face of makeup and nervously smiling. She gives a wave, then lets out a breath she's been holding. ]

I have a confession. And some of you know. Some of you who know me don't know, and everyone else...

[ She pauses, looking down a little. Is this the right thing? Hell if she knows. It's not like she's in a place the size of Seattle. Maybe now's the time to just come clean. ]

The rest of you don't need to know but uh...at this point if someone found out by word of mouth I feel like it'd suck more, so.

My name is Liv. I've been living here since the summer. And...I'm a zombie.

[ She pauses for a beat. ]

Obviously from a different zombie world than the rest of you. I'll answer your questions now: Yes, I eat what you think I eat but the closet provides it for me. I only act like the maniac you'd expect when I'm hurt unexpectedly and then I'm super strong and just kind of...grunty. But I can help, I do help. I've saved people. I've died here. Yes, I'm technically dead right now, but I still look great?

I guess those are the hard-hitting questions. If you have any others I'll be here to answer them.

Please don't try to kill me. I'll just come back.

So I guess that's it. Now you all know, and I can breathe easier. Ish. Well, not breathe. Whatever, you know what I mean.

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[restinglichface]

[Hey, as long as Liv doesn't erase people's memory of her, the other woman is pretty much golden. Lup's sure forgiven a lot more.]

Just say the word and their ass is grass. Elf's honor.

[livemoore]

You're the best. And now that the air is clear, feel like hanging out? My roommate disappeared. I think she'll be back, her stuff is still here, but right now I think it'd be nice to have some company. If you're up to it, no pressure.

[restinglichface]

Lemme just take a quick peek at my schedule-- Oh, look at that. Completely free. Who would'a guessed?

[She sticks her tongue out and laughs.]

Heck yeah, let's chill, bubbale. Your place or mine? Or do you wanna wander around the grounds and see what trouble we can get into?

[livemoore]

Let's wander so that if anyone screws with me I can see you in action. Meet down at the main entrance?

[restinglichface]

Already on my way.

Bee-tee-dubs, you ever wanna see me in action, say the word and I'll give you a free show. There's some space on the beach I like to throw fireballs around on, less chance of settin' the whole place on fire.

[livemoore]

Pretty sure we should go do that now. Wanna see what will happen if that guy who just told me he's definitely stocking up on weapons now actually does anything.

[restinglichface]

I want a name. And address. A list of weaknesses. Gimme everything you know.

[livemoore]

Seth, I think, but no beat on his last name. Residing somewhere in Wonderland. No clue what his weakness would be but he apparently super loves his guns.

[ No offense to Seth, but Liv's just gonna cover some bases here. ]

[restinglichface]

Seth. Got it. I'll look into it. Don't you worry about a thing, babe.

[time to pretend she has investigation skills]

[livemoore]

[ There's a little thrill of happiness at knowing she has someone actively looking out for her this way. ]

With you on the case? I'm not worried at all.

[restinglichface]

Good. I've got your back.

Now, meet me out front pronto and we'll go light some shit up.