say it ain't so (video)

[livemoore]

[ When Liv appears on the screen, she's in a nice off-white sweater with a hint of gold sparkle to it, full face of makeup and nervously smiling. She gives a wave, then lets out a breath she's been holding. ]

I have a confession. And some of you know. Some of you who know me don't know, and everyone else...

[ She pauses, looking down a little. Is this the right thing? Hell if she knows. It's not like she's in a place the size of Seattle. Maybe now's the time to just come clean. ]

The rest of you don't need to know but uh...at this point if someone found out by word of mouth I feel like it'd suck more, so.

My name is Liv. I've been living here since the summer. And...I'm a zombie.

[ She pauses for a beat. ]

Obviously from a different zombie world than the rest of you. I'll answer your questions now: Yes, I eat what you think I eat but the closet provides it for me. I only act like the maniac you'd expect when I'm hurt unexpectedly and then I'm super strong and just kind of...grunty. But I can help, I do help. I've saved people. I've died here. Yes, I'm technically dead right now, but I still look great?

I guess those are the hard-hitting questions. If you have any others I'll be here to answer them.

Please don't try to kill me. I'll just come back.

So I guess that's it. Now you all know, and I can breathe easier. Ish. Well, not breathe. Whatever, you know what I mean.

Comments

[kingtrousele]

YES, I THINK A COUPLE OF WEEKS IN ADVANCE WOULD BE FOR THE BEST. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THAT CREEPY CAT OR THOSE CREEPY TWINS OR SOMEBODY IS GOING TO ANNOUNCE AN EVENT. THAT'LL REALLY THROW A WRENCH INTO THINGS!!!

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!!! THE WHOLE...GETTING FOOD FROM THE CLOSET THING, THAT IS. THEN AGAIN, I DON'T REALLY NEED TO GET FOOD OUT FROM THERE - I'M A BONE-IFIDE COOK ALREADY!!

[He thinks it's okay to drop that pun, he's pretty sure that Liv doesn't know his brother, and therefore cannot inform him about his well-crafted pun.]

BUT YES, I THINK THAT SHOULD BE ALLOWED. AFTER ALL, SOME FOODS DON'T NECESSARILY NEED TO BE COOKED OR BAKED OR WHATEVER!!

[livemoore]

[ She GETS IT and she laughs. Bone-ifide. God that's great, and she laughs, nodding a little, getting more into the idea. ]

Some of us are just lazy, to be honest. I'm thinking...mid-April. That gives us time to send out announcements early but not so early that people forget, and leave room for a reminder without being annoying. Sound good to you?

[kingtrousele]

[He nods enthusiastically!!]

MID-APRIL IS PERFECT!! IT GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME TO PREPARE AS WELL, JUST IN CASE WONDERLAND, WELL, DOES ITS OWN THING.

THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!! I'M EXCITED!!! ARE YOU EXCITED?!?!

[livemoore]

I'm pumped up, man! This is the best thing to come out of me going public. Let's plan to talk again closer to the end of this month, maybe? Then we can better figure out what our plan is. Sound good?

[kingtrousele]

THAT SOUNDS PERFECT!! TALK TO YOU THEN!!!