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entranceway2013-01-30 03:38 pm
aquarium_tipper) wrote in entranceway2013-01-30 03:38 pm
-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay[EW] -- (??)
[Ah yes, Wonderland gives us an unintentional video today as Sollux enters the kitchen. He's got a very serious gaming marathon going on which has led to the inevitable -- A HUNGER THAT NO CLOSET FOOD CAN SATISFY. This kid needs nerd food. He walks over to the oven and looks down at it.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
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Hurry up though.
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[But the kitchen is a long way from the ninth floor okay?]
You and Minato are friends, right?
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Do I know you? [Yuu isn't exactly memorable to Sollux, and besides he was young a prejudiced then. Probably. That's what he's going to bet on.]
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My name is Yuu.
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...Yuu. [Though it's more like he's testing the name out, for the obvious reason.]
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Sorry this is taking so long. I really need to move to a lower floor. I'll be there in a minute.
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Tu be honetht, I'll probably jutht follow you the fuck out. [Pause.] In a not creepy thort of way.
[He's trying to be nice.]
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[He laughs a little, and in a few moments, he's in the kitchen.]
...Wow.
Did you think it wouldn't take you literally?
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Uhh. It fucking gave me four tu thtart with. Tho I guethh thith plathe hath a weird humor, like fucking go big or go home.
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[Yuu finds a container in a cupboard and starts to collect some bagel bites. Preferably some that didn't land on the floor. With that many having avalanched out of the oven at one time, there are luckily piles that he can take the top ones from.]
I guess you were pretty hungry, either way.
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[Since Yuu is here and doing his thing, Sollux figures he should do the same and put these in his sylladex instead of fucking around. His standards for acceptable are a little lower, I mean, as long as it still LOOKS like a bagel bite, right?]
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What were you that busy with?
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Level grinding. I've got thome theriouth DPEth tu fickth. In a game.
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What game are you playing?
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...Do you game?
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[Okay fine, you don't seem to be TOO bad.]
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Did you at leatht win?
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[Those may be complaints, but he says them like it was the most fun he has ever had ever.]
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Eh heh heh, yeah the game would make thomething athinine tu be the endgame prithe. But good job, dude. [A pause, for the slight subject change.] You go god tier that one time? I mean, not the thame event eckthactly but whatev'.
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Fuck, I mean, ignore me. That wathn't thuppothed tu thound that fucking cryptic and "thpooky". [There are in fact finger quotes to go with that.]
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action; thats speciest btw
action; it is not :|
action; 2hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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