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entranceway2013-01-30 03:38 pm
aquarium_tipper) wrote in entranceway2013-01-30 03:38 pm
-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay[EW] -- (??)
[Ah yes, Wonderland gives us an unintentional video today as Sollux enters the kitchen. He's got a very serious gaming marathon going on which has led to the inevitable -- A HUNGER THAT NO CLOSET FOOD CAN SATISFY. This kid needs nerd food. He walks over to the oven and looks down at it.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
Okay I need a fuck ton of bagel biteth.
[The oven pops out a serving of the things. Sollux is not amused.]
No, I thaid gimmie a tonne.
[Of course there's no actually way of knowing if he says 'ton' as opposed to 'tonne', but we'll have to give it the benefit of the doubt. As you know, the mansion does, as it proceeds to generously present the troll with a tidal wave metric ton of pizza flavored bagels. That's like 45,545 of the things, son.]
JEGUTH. [And then the camera politely shuts off.]
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because then that means karkat is like
full of capital letters or some shit.
and terezi has 413 of everything.
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and.
that ii2 my argument.
kk'2 horn2 are kiind of liike blocky capiital letter2.
booyah.
[YOURE NOT READY TO HANDLE THE TRUTH, JOHN. NO ONE IS.]
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iit ii2 poiinty liike her horn2.
and 2he ii2 thiirteen human earth year2 old.
have 2ome fuckiing iimagiinatiion.
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CHECKMATE, sir.
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what a 2econd rate hackjob of a p2ychiic ii am.
what a 2lop 2pewiing wriinklefuck ii have been.
the mother grub weep2 iin 2hame.
ii2 your viictory 2uffiiciiant yet?
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you may go about your pile-building business or whatever.
if you still have a bunch left over, bring them to my room.
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yeah okay ii'll do that.
riight out2iide your door.
ii'm goiing two barriicade you iin wiith roughly two thou2and miinii bagel2.
2UCKER.
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you BUCKETFUCKER!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!!!
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you've ju2t been...
2ERVED.
but no 2erii2ouly you're goiing two be forced iintwo hiibernatiion by 2heer piizza power alone.
GET READY.
[btw don't get blown away in the epic northern snowstorm Kels 8( idk if it's reaching all the way to you or not, but still]
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i died how i lived.
covered in cheese.
[I'm still here! :3 We got a ton of snow this week but nothing especially bad.]