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Our hostess has a talent for keeping us entertained.
Personally, I've always been fond of Jubjub birds. Sweet, flighty creatures that wouldn't dare harm a soul.
So glad we had a chance encounter with one, of course.
I do hope she keeps us on our toes. The last thing anyone needs is to get comfortable.

[What are social skills that don't involve being completely sarcastic? Who knows.]

private message to James Potter:

We discussed my hat. Can you get one to work now?

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[black_widow]

Yes, the next time one comes around we must keep it as a pet. It will boost morale.

[Natasha speaks sarcasm too; her partner back home has truckloads of it.]

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I vote we name it Sunshine on account of its pleasant demeanor.

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[black_widow]

We'll take it on walks and it will let the children ride it. Fun for the entire family.

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[cerebrallydetached]

My thoughts exactly. If we house train it, we can even let it sleep inside.

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[black_widow]

Can't let it sleep on the furniture though.

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Of course not. It's premium leather.

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[black_widow]

Whoever thought to use premium leather on the furniture didn't think of possible pets. We'll have to get covers just in case.

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[cerebrallydetached]

Clearly we cohabitat with a bunch of geniuses.

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[black_widow]

This is Wonderland, after all. I wasn't expecting logic to rule here.

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The only logic is the lack thereof, which is mildly terrifying.

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[black_widow]

Only mildly terrifying?

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[cerebrallydetached]

It could be much worse.

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[black_widow]

I'd hate to ask how much worse it could be.

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[cerebrallydetached]

Use your imagination and assume worse than that.

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[black_widow]

I can assume pretty worse.
I'd hate to see it as bad as that.