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[supertemp]

[At this rate, Donna's going to get a reputation for being the mansion's crazy cat lady. She's sitting cross-legged on the floor in her room, a different cat than last time - a tuxedo kitten - romping around behind her and a small fire extinguisher in her lap.]

I don't usually set much store by magic, but I was wondering if anybody out there maybe had some sort of, I dunno, spell or something to make everything in my room - and possibly my other cat - fireproof? And me, I suppose, that'd be nice too. Or if anybody has any ideas on how to go about training cats, but they don't really seem like terribly trainable animals, really. And how does one go about-

[The kitten suddenly bursts into flames, and Donna glances over her shoulder to make sure it's not setting something on fire. From her lack of surprise, it seems like this is a fairly regular occurrence.]

-teaching a cat to only set itself on fire on command?

[After a few moments of burning merrily, the flames extinguish themselves, and the kitten - apparently unharmed - settles down to lick one paw.]

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[analogkvetching]

That's true. Maybe he's still... getting used to it?

How would water effect him, I wonder?

[supertemp]

I haven't tried it yet - you mean like squirting him whenever he...[She trails off, not really sure how to put it.] Bursts into flame?

[analogkvetching]

Maybe. It might be a deterrent.

[supertemp]

I wonder if he'd notice it, or if it would all evaporate in the fire?

[analogkvetching]

A small stream of water as opposed to a spray or a sprinkling would likely be more noticeable. I suppose there's only one real way to find out...