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[ganking]

[ figuring out how to use the device isn't the hard part, no, it's swallowing the fact that either purgatory changed on him in what could only be described as seriously trippy as shit way, or he's in yet another new dimension. so have dean, wonderland, covered in dirt and grime from head to toe. it doesn't take squinting to notice the obvious splashes of blood either, though all of it's dried as if he hasn't changed his clothes in a while...

in his hand is a massive weapon; axe-like in shape, with a blade made of something unrecognizable but decidedly dangerous. ]

Alright, listen up. This is how it's gonna go; whoever thought this-- [ he gestures vaguely around with the tip of his weapon. ] -- was a great idea? Hand up now. You and I are gonna have a couple words, and how pretty they end up bein' depends entirely on you. [ a threat is laced in every single word. ]

Or I can always just start demandin' answers-- [ you know the violent way. purgatory kinda rubs off on you after a while. ] -- 'cause you know what? I don't have time for this. Not today. [ not when one minute benny had been going on about something or another and now the vampire isn't anywhere to be seen and his search for cas is interrupted.

which leads him to adding, after a pause; ]

Cas, if you're here for some messed up reason, lem'me know. Same for you, Benny.

[ end feed. ]

Comments

[manicuredangel]

[His smile almost reads as "It's cute that you think you could do anything about him."]

You're very charming, my dear. [Much more than the last time he'd spoken with a Dean.]

[ganking]

Or I just know how to deal with that douchebag.

[ it doesn't help that michael was talking shit about adam to him either. ]

[manicuredangel]

He can be a bit of a headache, I would agree. Er... How do you deal with him, might I ask?

[ganking]

More like brain cancer, but sure, headache works too. And I got my ways, let's just leave it at that. [ that don't actually apply here much at all. sort of. ]

[manicuredangel]

Considering this place we're in, perhaps not all methods you're familiar with would be effective.

[ganking]

S'the beauty of experimentin', then.

[manicuredangel]

I'm certain Crowley would love to learn your techniques.

[ganking]

Still not up for sharin' with class.

[manicuredangel]

Frankly... I would appreciate any help in regards to Michael I can get. If there's anything...?

[ganking]

Okay, look. Next time he hassles you, lem'me know? We'll take it from there.

[ he can't believe he's promising anything, if he's honest, since he's very much planning on not sticking around. but extending that particular branch shouldn't hurt too much. ]

[manicuredangel]

[He smiles, just a tiny bit relieved.]

Thank you, dear. You're helping to ease this burden off this old angel's shoulders.

[ganking]

Yeah? Don't make me regret it. I get enough trouble from all you feathery folk, as is.

[manicuredangel]

You do? [He's not surprised about michael but...] Oh, you must mean Gabriel. [Yeah he totally knows what's going on.]

[ganking]

[ don't get him started on gabriel. ]

Dude's nowhere near the peak of the pyramid.

[manicuredangel]

Oh. [He looks genuinely disappointed.] I'm so sorry.

[ganking]

[ don't do that, dean's actually surprised. ]

What? Not like it's your fault.

[manicuredangel]

I know, it's just... I understand I have nothing to do with the heaven in your world, but I still feel a bit, er... A bit responsible.

You see, I am a Principality. I am charged with protecting mankind and guiding them gently in the right direction. Encouraging people to make Good decisions and to do the Right thing and whatnot. Every human is precious and valuable. From what I've learned it seems like your heaven does not feel the same way.

[ganking]

[ he could really laugh right now, just fucking downright cackle at what he hears. 'cause yeah, that's nothing like the heaven he knows, and if he had any bit of humor left after everything he's had to swallow in the past some hours, he would.

as is, dean just barks a short, strained laugh. ]

Talk 'bout complete opposite and you might start to be on the same tracks.

[manicuredangel]

So it seems. [He chews his lip for a moment.] It's difficult to understand how our heavens are so different.

[ganking]

I don't waste my batteries on thinkin' 'bout that. Angels are asses-- most of 'em, anyway. I'm good to go with that info alone.

[manicuredangel]

[He can't deny his sometimes strained relationships with those of his own kind.]

How on Earth are they supposed to encourage humanity to do Good when they put your kind off so?

[ganking]

Dunno, man, and it ain't really my problem. [ he wishes that's all they really did, but alas. ]

[manicuredangel]

Well no, of course it isn't. I'm sorry, that was more of a rhetorical question. [He smiles a bit sheepishly.] I do hope we can get on better than you do with my kind from your world.