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[ just for the record, america and clarisse should never, ever be allowed to hang out. seriously. they hit it off way too well for someone of clarisse's, er, disposition. but, come on, he has fucking raptors and he indulges her in her obsession with guns and shooting things. it's like a match made in a monthly subscription of guns & ammo.

tonight they aren't shooting anything, though. tonight they are getting wasted off their asses because clarisse still isn't allowed in the bar and america has moonshine in his bathtub and with the nightmares clarisse keeps having and the guilt that keeps eating away at her, she could really use a few drinks. she probably could just get a bottle of jack from the magic closet, but, you know, drinking by yourself is sad and lame. and clarisse is neither sad nor lame. she just wants to have a good time with the good ole united states of america.

but getting clarisse drunk is only asking for trouble. it's a good thing she can hold her own against giant metal bulls and ancient drakons, because, well... you'll all be getting a very drunken text about her newest victory. ]

I think i jsut punchd a raptro in t he face and survived

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haha ur right i woudl but no i pucnched a fuckign dinosaur jackson named jackson

[ and she's only just now realizing how hilarious that is. too bad he can't hear her bursting into laughter. but maybe she can get it across in text form. ]

ofhsg ym god i pucnhed a dinosaur naemd jackson hahahaha

[ she can smile?!?! oh man, it's too bad this is text and not video. ]

yeah i got that the first time still not laughing

[ too bad your name is percy jackson or she might smile for you one day. ]

wow come on akcjson wherse ur sesne of humor

would you be laughing if i punched a longneck named Clarisse?

dpends on how durnk i am

aren't you too young to get into the bar here?

nopne 18s leagl but i'm dirnking with america rgiht now didnt' feeel liek dirnking alone and why go to a bar whe nehs got liqituor in hsi bathtub

did he make it in his bathtub? like where he bathes?

[ ew!!!! ]

[ shut up percy don't question these things ]

come on percy its' a tiem honroed tradition where esle are u ognna make bathtyb gin

in a bucket next to the bathtub? just a thought he scrubbed it out first, right?

Edited 2014-05-12 23:23 (UTC)

[ clarisse is giving her phone the weirdest look right now. why are you so concerned about this, percy. ]

hell ifi know i didn't fuckign watch himmake it doesnt' taste liek piss or any other bdoiyl fluid so i dont' realyl give a flying fury

your standards or lack of them are way more disturbing than a detached gorgon head just so you know

u rtyr livign in the ares cabin for eigiht years i'ms ure ai had standdars once

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How do you know the raptor's name is Jackson? Did it... tell you?

no i read its mind didnt u knoa res is god of dinsoarus

I did not know that, actually. Seems rude that you would punch it then, since that would probably make him a like, second cousin or something. Third cousin?

[ no, she that's not what that would mean at all but she's just being a goof ]

ok evne if he was actualyl god of dnosaurs do u realy think that woudl dstop me from pucghin one do u evne know hwo i am i;ll punch anyone or antyhing related to em or not