-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[turn4bout]

[ Terezi has coated the hallways (all of the hallways) with scraps of paper, all with similar illustration and writings.

You are invited to a double-wedding. ]





[ on the back is written: ]

M3 4ND D4V3 4R3 G3TT1NG P4L3M4RR14G3D!!!



[ on the back is written: ]

4LSO R31 4ND M1N4TO 4R3 G3TT1NG M4RR1G3D BUT 1T 1S NOT P4L3M4RR14G3D
1TS FOR R34L M4RR14G3
*FOR R34L*



[ on the backside: ]

TOMORROW
4T SUNDOWN
M4RR14G3-W3DD1NG W1LL OCCUR
1T W1LL B3 1NS1D3 B3C4US3 1T 1S FUCK1NG COLD OUTS1D3 4ND DY1NG WH1L3 M4RR14G1NG 1S PROB4BLY 4 STUP1D 1D34 WOW
4LSO DONT COM3 1F YOUR3 4 B1G SW34TY 4SSHOL3
NO 4SSHOL3S 4LLOW3D!!!!!

Comments

dammit I wasn't able to fix it to sweeps

[masukukunai]

Vocabulary isn't the same on different planets! You can't expect me to know this stuff!

didnt even notice

[turn4bout]

MOR3 F4NF1C!!!

[ knock knock knock. more troll twilight fanfic from the perspective of the beast-tamer, partially feral troll raised by a pack of wolflusi who is trying to win the blood pump of the rainbow drinker's main love interest. the rainbow drinker and the partially feral troll end up black for each other, the partially feral troll and the love interest end up pale, and everyone ends up with their red quadrant unfulfilled. ]

but everything must be perfect sobbing

[masukukunai]

[He doesn't know why he is reading this and why he indulges Terezi in her trolling. This is even more indecipherable than the first. Is he really that bored. What is meaning. What is life.

how dare you

[turn4bout]

W3LL?

[masukukunai]

If I tell you that it was great, will you please stop.

[turn4bout]

NO 1M TRY1NG TO 3DUC4T3 YOU!

[masukukunai]

There's a difference between education and torture!

[On Earth at least.]

[turn4bout]

ON 34RTH M4YB3
DO 1 N33D TO WR1T3 4NOTH3R

[masukukunai]

No. No no no. I refuse to read any more of that crap.

[turn4bout]

1TS FUNNY HOW YOU TH1NK YOU H4V3 4 CHO1C3 1N TH3 M4TT3R

[masukukunai]

You don't have control over my eyeballs!

[turn4bout]

YOU WONT N33D 3Y3B4LLS FOR TH1S

[masukukunai]

What?

[turn4bout]

[ guess who is now outside your door, reading aloud from the actual troll twilight. ]

[masukukunai]

[GUESS WHO IS PUTTING HIS HEADPHONES ON AND SHOVING HIS HEAD UNDER A PILLOW.]

[turn4bout]

[ man you know when someone tries to tune shit out, it's practically an invitation for them to sneak into their room. which is what terezi's doing.

and sneaking under his bed.

things are suspiciously silent. ]

[masukukunai]

[Yousuke waits a good six songs before listening for Terezi's book on tape schpiel again. And yes, it is suspiciously quiet. Terezi, giving up? Terezi?]

[Because of this, he is oh-so-quiet and oh-so-careful and sitting up, turning his iPod off and looking around. She's broken in through his gdamn window before, he doesn't put any other type of forced entry past her.]

[turn4bout]

[ silence. she must have used the door (for once!!), because nothing's broken (yet!!).

As soon as Yousuke step soff that bed, though, she is ready to pounce. ]

[masukukunai]

[Okay, getting off now. He doesn't think he'd need to sit on his bed like an island of safety in his own room...]

[turn4bout]

[ as i once heard a german man in a subway say "ICH HAB' DICH GESNATCHED!!!!" hint: "ge-snatched" isn't a german word. but terezi has ge-snatched yousuke's ankles and is dragging him under to her lair. ]

[masukukunai]

SHIT!

[Yousuke nearly faceplants into the floor from the sudden change in balance, but manages not to break his nose. However, Terezi is surprisingly strong for such a lil' thing, and no amount of his scrambling is working towards setting himself free. Oh my God, what is she going to do now?]

[turn4bout]

[ under the bed is her dragon lair, and you, yousuke, are her gold. which means, once she's fully dragged him under, she'll partially sprawl across him (as much as one can under a bed), and continue her narration of troll twilight. ]

[masukukunai]

[FUCK THIS SHIT.]

Get. Off!

[Yousuke summons Susano-O and garudynes the bed to the other side of the room. It is effectively ruined and also destroys the dresser it lands on. Screw it, he'll get a new one out of the closet.]

[He is then able to stand, and he throws Terezi over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. At first he is tempted to drop her out the window, but he reconsiders and heads for the door. All the while ignoring her like you ignore a dog that won't stop barking.]

[turn4bout]

[ Unfortunately for Yousuke, Terezi's lived in a tree all her life. And if there's one skill she's developed, it's how to latch onto shit.

Which she's doing right now. She continues narrating Trolla and Edwardtroll's ventures (though she's just making it up at this point), while wrapping her arms around Yousuke's torso. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. ]

[masukukunai]

[When he realizes he isn't going to be able to simply kick her out, her gets a kayak paddle out of the closet to try and pry her off with.]