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entranceway2015-06-01 01:12 am
improvident) wrote in entranceway2015-06-01 01:12 am
Δ [1st Cipher] SVOOL WZIPMVHH NB LOW UIRVMW
[Static crackles and pops over the feed.
It is a combination of a radio tuner whining listlessly between stations with decent service, the familiar whirring grumble of the dial-up tone ad infinitum, the hoarse screech of a car trying to start on a lonely highway in the middle of the night, where it has broken down for seemingly no reason at all.
Images flicker: an illustration of Lincoln's assassination, a room draped with red curtains, the Teletubbies, President Nixon, video footage of a piglet slowly decaying into loam. And then- A V O I C E.]
I GӨƬƬΛ ƧΛY. ƬΉΣƧΣ DIGƧ ΛЯΣП'Ƭ ΉΛᄂF-BΛD. I MΣΛП, IƬ'Ƨ ПӨ IПƬΣЯGΛᄂΛᄃƬIᄃ ƬIMΣ PΛLΛᄃΣ ΛПD IƬ'Ƨ ПӨƬ ƬЯЦMP ƬӨЩΣЯ, BЦƬ I GΣƬ ƬΉΣ ΛPPΣΛL.
[On occasion, between the odd frequencies scrambling the frame with black and white noise, a single eye will appear.]
VΛMPIЯΣƧ. ΛПGΣᄂƧ. ᄃΛППIBΛᄂƧ. GӨDƧ. ΛΉΛΉΛΉΛΉΛ ӨΉ BӨY, IƧ ƬΉIƧ GӨППΛ BΣ FЦП. I'ᄂᄂ BΣ ЩΛƬᄃΉIПG YӨЦ, ЩӨПDΣЯᄂΛПD.
I ' ᄂᄂ B Σ Щ Λ Ƭ ᄃ Ή I П G Y Ө Ц.
[The transmission cuts, leaving a fuzzy screen and a garbled message:]
It is a combination of a radio tuner whining listlessly between stations with decent service, the familiar whirring grumble of the dial-up tone ad infinitum, the hoarse screech of a car trying to start on a lonely highway in the middle of the night, where it has broken down for seemingly no reason at all.
Images flicker: an illustration of Lincoln's assassination, a room draped with red curtains, the Teletubbies, President Nixon, video footage of a piglet slowly decaying into loam. And then- A V O I C E.]
I GӨƬƬΛ ƧΛY. ƬΉΣƧΣ DIGƧ ΛЯΣП'Ƭ ΉΛᄂF-BΛD. I MΣΛП, IƬ'Ƨ ПӨ IПƬΣЯGΛᄂΛᄃƬIᄃ ƬIMΣ PΛLΛᄃΣ ΛПD IƬ'Ƨ ПӨƬ ƬЯЦMP ƬӨЩΣЯ, BЦƬ I GΣƬ ƬΉΣ ΛPPΣΛL.
[On occasion, between the odd frequencies scrambling the frame with black and white noise, a single eye will appear.]
VΛMPIЯΣƧ. ΛПGΣᄂƧ. ᄃΛППIBΛᄂƧ. GӨDƧ. ΛΉΛΉΛΉΛΉΛ ӨΉ BӨY, IƧ ƬΉIƧ GӨППΛ BΣ FЦП. I'ᄂᄂ BΣ ЩΛƬᄃΉIПG YӨЦ, ЩӨПDΣЯᄂΛПD.
I ' ᄂᄂ B Σ Щ Λ Ƭ ᄃ Ή I П G Y Ө Ц.
[The transmission cuts, leaving a fuzzy screen and a garbled message:]
jesus
Do tell. Because my tighty-whities are untwisted.
[ Damon, don't pull your pants down to prove your point. Don't do it. The Doritos Locos Taco is not worth it. ]
no but he does answer to "GOD"
[Geez, and Bill thought humans were grotesquely over-emotional. Somebody's got a complex.]
ƬΉΛƬ'Ƨ ЩΉY YӨЦ ƧPΣПD Λᄂᄂ YӨЦЯ FЯΣΣ ƬIMΣ IП ƬΉΣ ᄂIBЯΛЯY, ΉЦΉ? KΣΣPIПG ƬΉӨƧΣ BΛBIΣƧ ƧƬΛЯᄃΉΣD ΛПD ЩЯIПKᄂΣ-FЯΣΣ?
no
I know over half of Wonderhell is obsessed with me, but the stalking is a bit much.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
[P l e a s e, sir. Don't flatter yourself.]
YӨЦ'ЯΣ ПӨƬ IП ƬΉΣЯΣ ƬӨ ᄂӨӨK ΛƬ 16ƬΉ ᄃΣПƬЦЯY ΛПΛƬӨMIᄃΛᄂ ΣƬᄃΉIПGƧ.