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You know what this mansion needs after all these dour "events"? Something fun. Unfortunately, there is no room for an amusement park and apparently the Mansion does not keep up with video game release dates, so we will have to do something a little more low-key.

So, before the next time we all lose our minds and decide to start killing each other, who would like to participate in an evening of speed dating? Yes, before you ask, you can just come looking for friends. I promise not to try and marry anyone off. Probably.

Comments

[krmvgivv]

So are you getting a lot of takers?

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Enough for it to be an amusing evening.

[krmvgivv]

Are you doing this to actually help people meet people or because you think it's going to be funny?

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Is there an 'all of the above' option?

[krmvgivv]

Hey, it's your weird turbodate game. There is if you want it to be.

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You make a very solid point.