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[hashtagging]

You know what this mansion needs after all these dour "events"? Something fun. Unfortunately, there is no room for an amusement park and apparently the Mansion does not keep up with video game release dates, so we will have to do something a little more low-key.

So, before the next time we all lose our minds and decide to start killing each other, who would like to participate in an evening of speed dating? Yes, before you ask, you can just come looking for friends. I promise not to try and marry anyone off. Probably.

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[thebetterone]

Sure, I can get behind this.

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[hashtagging]

Excellent. That brings us up to two.

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[thebetterone]

I hope you sign up some fun people.

[hashtagging]

No promises, but even if I fail, you only have to deal with them for five minutes.

[thebetterone]

the god of lies speaks the truth

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[krmvgivv]

That is the most terrifying concept I've ever heard of. Dating is stressful enough when you take it slowly!

[Dipper is 12 13 and probably wasn't invited anyway.]

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[hashtagging]

[ Loki is laughing at you, Dipper. ]

It is not like real dating. It is more getting to know someone well enough to know whether you are interested or if you would like to run away very quickly.

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[krmvgivv]

In my experience those two things are not mutually exclusive.

[hashtagging]

You may have a point there.

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[naughty_nurse]

Can anyone sign up, looking for friends?

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[hashtagging]

Of course. There are no restrictions here.

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[naughty_nurse]

Thank you! That's so generous of you!

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[hashtagging]

Ah, yes, generosity. That is my primary motivation.

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[goodwoofjames]

Speed dating? How exactly does that work? Because it sounds like it almost has to end in marriage.

[hashtagging]

Everyone gets a random partner. You've got five minutes to introduce yourself and get to know each other. As soon as those five minutes are over, everyone switches partners. At the end of it, you give who you'd like to talk with again to the organizer. If both you and the other person want to meet again, the organizer matches you up.

[goodwoofjames]

Interesting. You think we'll have enough takers for all that?

[hashtagging]

Here's to hoping. Wonderland has a habit of picking up interesting people, so I should hope they are not all boring.

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[itwouldbeatragedy]

This may sound ridiculous, but could you explain how speed dating works?

[He thinks he knows what that is, but wants to make sure he isn't falling victim to some trick of translation here.]

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[hashtagging]

It is fairly simple. You get matched up with a partner for five minutes. You have those five minutes to get to know each other. At the end of five minutes, everyone switches partners.

When the event ends, you tell the organizer who you'd like to see again. If they want to see you, too, the organizer will get you in contact with each other.

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[itwouldbeatragedy]

I'm not sure if that sounds fun or terrifying.

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[hashtagging]

It is fun, promise. It's a great way to meet new people.

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[agentxthirteen]

You're... kidding, right?

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[hashtagging]

Not in the least!

[ Cheerfully. ]

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[agentxthirteen]

[ She still can't get over this. Loki - not her version of Loki, perhaps, but a Loki - is trying to get a friendly speed-dating together. ]

What's the catch?

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[hashtagging]

I may set you up with someone because I think the results would be hilarious. But, you are quite lucky in that case -- I have no idea who you are, which limits my humorous possibilities.