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You know what this mansion needs after all these dour "events"? Something fun. Unfortunately, there is no room for an amusement park and apparently the Mansion does not keep up with video game release dates, so we will have to do something a little more low-key.

So, before the next time we all lose our minds and decide to start killing each other, who would like to participate in an evening of speed dating? Yes, before you ask, you can just come looking for friends. I promise not to try and marry anyone off. Probably.

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[agentxthirteen]

Lucky me.

Eh, if nothing else, I'll get to meet some people here. Sure. Sign me up.

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[hashtagging]

And what might your name be? Sharon, it says here?

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[agentxthirteen]

Sharon, yeah. And you're... Loki, apparently. That's an interesting name. Don't see it around much anymore.

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[hashtagging]

I like to think that its classic.

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[agentxthirteen]

Hey, there are people here from other worlds. It's not like I'm going to judge.

[ She'd say that the only Loki she's ever met was a dog, just to mess with him, but she doesn't want to piss him off before the speed-dating thing, or he'll stick her with the worst person there. ]

You'll let us know when it is, I presume?

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[hashtagging]

Of course. Stay tuned for further updates, get hype, all those other things.

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[agentxthirteen]

[ Get hype? Seriously? So in her world, Asgardians talk like Norse gods with a Shakespearean stick up their asses, but this one talks like a Google marketing executive. Wow. Maybe the her in other universes isn't like her after all.

She raises an eyebrow and stops herself from saying something dickish right off the bat. One does not be a dick to Loki - she should get someone to teach her how to embroider so she can put that on a pillow. ]

I'll wait with bated breath, then.