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[hashtagging]

You know what this mansion needs after all these dour "events"? Something fun. Unfortunately, there is no room for an amusement park and apparently the Mansion does not keep up with video game release dates, so we will have to do something a little more low-key.

So, before the next time we all lose our minds and decide to start killing each other, who would like to participate in an evening of speed dating? Yes, before you ask, you can just come looking for friends. I promise not to try and marry anyone off. Probably.

Comments

[hashtagging]

What are you? A capitalist?

[thebetterone]

uh, yes? for better or worse I'm the 1%. We all have our demons.

[hashtagging]

I suppose I can forgive you. But only because you dress so snappily.

[thebetterone]

Part of the package. Imagine me with douche-y finger guns as I say it.

[hashtagging]

I will treasure this mental image forever.

[thebetterone]

Once in a lifetime chance, really

[hashtagging]

So what do I get if you get a real date out of this?

[thebetterone]

my eternal gratitude?

[hashtagging]

A future favor?

[thebetterone]

this seems like a horrible idea but fine IF i get a good date then you can have a future favor

[hashtagging]

DEAL.

[ This will be so much fun. ]