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[liloldme]

Well howdy, all you beautiful people! Lil' Gideon here, just tryin' to figure out what the gosh darn heck is goin' on! [ his lower lip wibbles a little, and he looks somewhat downtrotten. ] Y'see, I was just mindin' my own business, sleepin'...when all the sudden, I wake up here! Outside! Can you even believe it?!

But...I can't say I recognize this place at all, no I certainly do not. Any sweet creature want to let me in on where we are?

[ the innocence is palpable. It's almost over the top. But he does look a little perturbed. ]

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[needlebearer]

A month. Only it wasn't like this when I first arrived, it was some sort of strange forest. But everyone says this mansion is what we're usually stuck in.

[uncaging]

Yes, just a couple of weeks ago. And my name's Elizabeth, it's a pleasure to meet you, Gideon.

angry text for days

[liloldme]

maybe you should mind your own business, friend
also what in the heck is a 'heckle freckle'

[ THREATENING TEXT IS SLIGHTLY THREATENING. MY HAIR GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH ]

[rosswood]

look pal i'm from alabama
like ok i get it
but your giving the rest of us a bad name

what happened to your 'do anyway, did it get stuck in a cotton candy machine or something

[Like a pro, Alex is hitting every button he can possibly imagine would be a touchy subject.

He doesn't have a lot of friends.]

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[liloldme]

[ it's okay, Mikan, he can be really convincing! :c ]

Wonderland? You mean like...Alice in Wonderland? Dang, if that's not the most inconvenient...

[ he looks a little downtrodden. mainly because he doesn't know how he's going to get revenge on dipper from here man. what a problem.. ]

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[liloldme]

[ BE STILL MY HEART ]

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[liloldme]

Mabel! My sugar muffin! Gosh, what're you doin' here? [ he's so excited to see you. just...so excited. ]

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[naughty_nurse]

Y-Yes, exactly! And, um, she's here, all of them are... B-But I've only seen her like this, never face to face... She's very nice! A lot of people here are r-really nice!

[liloldme]

i ain't your pal, friend. and i ain't from alabama, neither!
i'm from oregon! what do you mean--

[ if only you could hear how mad he is. he's basically foaming at the mouth. ]

you are barkin' up a bad tree here, friend.

[ gideon also has few friends. secret besties, yeahhhh!!!!!no save yourself ]

[charlastan]

[No. No.]

Nobody ordered a pint-sized psychopath, Gideon. Go home. Or at least go to some corner of Wonderland where none of us have to deal with you.

[If that's the best he can hope for (since no one can just "go home") then Stan'll take it.]

[rosswood]

[It's okay Alex has the worst judgment he literally recently tried to murder a child]

ok cause just saying you sound like your from texas or something, buddypal

[He's gonna keep calling him "pal" and "buddy" and all variations thereupon now that he knows it might bug him. Because he's petty.]

your like 10 what are you gonna do to me

[Says the man who was killed by a 12-year-old.]

[liloldme]

No, miss Elizabeth, the pleasure's all mine! [ what a little cutie-pants, though. He giggles light-heartedly probably and starts walking around. ]

So...anything special happen 'round these parts? Isn't there supposed to be a Queen of Hearts, or somethin'?

[ already plotting. already plotting. ]

[liloldme]

Why, Standford Pines. What a delight.

[ it's not a delight at all. but stomping on your hopes and dreams and potentially ruining your business is always nice. ]

[powerofmabel]

[can u not]

Because Wonderland had a shortage of colorful sweaters?

[krmvgivv]

[Cut to pieces... election was more of an explosion thing and besides, Stan had done the saving. Dipper and Mabel had both fought the giant robot, which was also not a cutting thing. He shrunk them and put him in a jar....

Oh man. Gideon's from way back. They've only confronted him the one time.

Dipper knows so much more than Gideon.

He doesn't say anything for now. This is something he can use. He's not giving it away just yet. But he does raise his eyebrows a little.]

Mabel and I are a team. You attack one of us you attack both of us. Gee, maybe if you'd figured that out faster Mabel wouldn't completely despise you.

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[wriggedywrecked]

It's controlling your every action, isn't it? Listen, I have a spray that sh-should kill it, I've seen these kinds of hair parasites before, it's like, it's like getting rid of lice except with, with m-more mercury.

[liloldme]

[ it's almost like you know exactly how to set the little big-haired kid off, Dipper. He is basically throwing a tantrum on the other side of the line, too baffled by his new environment and the accusatory conversation to control himself properly. ]

It's you, you keep turnin' her against me! [ he boils, cheeks red. then...as if he's had a sudden realization, he calms down and just smiles to himself. ] Oh, but you just need to be patient, friend. I'll get even, don't you worry.

[liloldme]

Now, a mansion ain't a bad place to be kidnapped to. That bein' said, I don't much care for this little kidnappin' game. [ the sentence he started finishes kind of bitterly. ]

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[liloldme]

Y-you stay away from me, old man! And don't even joke about messin' up my perfect do!! [ HISSSSSSS. He looks pretty dang uncomfortable. And nervous-- isn't mercury pretty bad for you? he thinks it is. ]

[liloldme]

[ he pushes on the front door to open it while Sirius is talking and finds one of the pamphlets on the floor. ]

I see. I think I found what you were talkin' about! [ he gives it a very quick once over-- and his eyes find the 'Magic Study' room. He suddenly has a very evil, if not more mischievous look on his face for a few seconds, and then drops it back down to 'adorable and precious.' ]

Mind if I ask you a question? Since y'been livin' here and all...

[liloldme]

why on earth would it matter if i were from texas?! AND QUIT CALLIN ME THAT

[ it's definitely working. he's hot in the face for sure.

just watch yourself when you think you're alone, friend. lil' gideon doesn't take kindly to harassers

[ i mean, gideon is pretty harmless too, but even with his giant hair he can sometimes sneak in and pull pranks on people. also if he ever gets any trace of power at all you are on his list of people to throw into the ocean. ♥! ]

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[liloldme]

Are they? [ he loosens up, holding back a very wicked grin. meat shields. perfect. he coughs a little and smiles. ]

Well, that's good! Maybe I'd like to meet Alice, sooner if possible, so we can brush this whole thing under a rug and call it snuggly. My name's Gideon, by the way! Lil' Gideon!

[liloldme]

Look at you, bein' such a sweetie pie to all these random strangers! You'll make me a jealous man! [ he's blushing right now. the delight is real. it's so real. ]

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[naughty_nurse]

W-well, I don't know if she talks to people, usually she just... S-says things, annd everyone reacts...

A-ah, I'm sorry! M-My name is Mikan Tsumiki... I... I hope we can get along!

[rosswood]

lil gideon
seriously
gotta say i expected something with a little more punch to it
"lil gideon" doesn't exactly inspire a wave of terror, bro
broseph
brosmosis jones

[Gideon would be forgiven for thinking literally all Alex does is troll people on the network. Because that's basically what he does to unwind.]