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- 2° - WANTED: Ray Palmer (text)

HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN?

Name: Ray Palmer

Also called: Boy Scout, Haircut, Stop, No

Last seen: On the roof, giant-sized. Before that he was hornet-sized. Basically he's never just right, it's very Goldilocks.

Characteristics: Puts his foot into his mouth. Metaphorically. Stumbles over his feet. Literally.

Suspicions: If he shrunk down again, he might have been sat on. Or eaten. Or been trapped under an upturned teacup. He fits, I tried.

Reward upon safe return: I'll take him off your hands, you won't need to pay me.

COMMENT WITH ANY INFORMATION ABOUT HIS WHEREABOUTS AND LAST SIGHTINGS HERE

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Lost track of your dumb friend?

Either that or we're playing hide and seek and he didn't tell me.

Which I'd not entirely discount as a potential theory.

lmao that's the kind of thing they like to pull

I'll check with mine - she's been into figuring out the Wonderland big/small food stuff. She might be holding him hostage trying to get him to make her cupcakes or something

You've my sympathies, Maya.

That sounds like something she'd do? Because I'd not eat any cupcake he makes, if I was her.

She really wants to eat something that makes her shrink so she can hang out with the flowers. I don't think the taste matters.

My friend's had the shrinking and growing ability from before he got here, I'm not sure if he snacked on anything here for it.

But I guess telling her not to eat things she finds won't help?

I got her to bite a door our first day here.

[She's leaving out the part where she would've tried it herself if Riley said no.]

Knew there was a reason I liked you.

No shrinking, no growing, just hurt her teeth?

And here I thought it was because I'm just so darn cute and precocious.

Pretty much. Doors are definitely made of wood here.

Cute? You're something.

I don't know. During trick or treating, a few of them seemed to be made of more volatile material.

you love it.

[Oh if she's not answering the second bit it's because she has no idea what "volatile" means. More context would be appreciated thx.]

Your supposed cuteness?

Oh yeah. Big fan.

[The real shocker here is that he's not even being sarcastic.]

ikr

Fully irresistible.

No but for real, I'll let you know if the little guy turns up.

Counting on it.

He's not the best at looking out for himself. All that, plus a hero type.

Why does that happen so often?? People who can't take care of themselves are the worst about trying to save other people.

Because people with any sense of self-preservation don't go out of their way to take care of others.

Does yours keep talking about how he's gonna save you?

Not this one, but I have one that does, yet. Talks a lot about the good I supposedly have in me.

What do you think?

Is it all bs?

I ain't so sure.

Nothing's really that black and white. I'm not a good person. I can do good things. Might have done a few.

How can you tell what the difference is?

Doesn't doing good things make you a better person?

Once you've been as bad as I've been, it'd take a lot to outweigh that.

Besides, honestly? Bare a few exceptions, being bad is much more fun.

And it's okay to live like that? In some kind of middle-place?

No matter what the heroes think, it's impossible to live completely on either side.

So you're saying it's ok if maybe you don't always want to be saved when people try to save you.

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