Video; I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden

[harpless]

[That was no small comet that hit the checkerboard hills, that was an angel who was actually aiming for a car that was speeding down Highway 94. Talk about missing their target completely. In any case, should you check out the anomaly, whatever caused it is gone.

Around this time the network devices go a little haywire, glass starts to break. When a voice finally comes through, it’s not pleasant at all. But just as it becomes unbearable, it stops.]

My apologies. s...this... better?

[There’s a long pause as if the feed cut out.]

…Taken a wrong turn at the Grand Canyon. This does not appear to be Minnesota.

Meg?

…Meg?

[And finally a face. Castiel tilts his head at the device, aware that it had to be used for some kind of communication, but whatever else it was capable was lost to him. Had he been properly warned about the candy, he wouldn't have politely consumed a proffered piece. He currently resembles what an angel should look like according to pop culture. Toga, harp, large black wings, and a sparkly halo to top it all off.]

Comments

[intelligently]

Why were you going to the Grand Canyon?

[harpless]

Have you been? It's truly a masterpiece.

[intelligently]

No. I haven't had chance. What makes it a masterpiece?

[harpless]

Before He created humans, the Grand Canyon was a marvel to behold.

I can count my existence in its layers.

... it boasts a healthy population of carpenter bees. Who are also essential to the ecosystem, but often thought of as pests.

[intelligently]

I was expecting it to be because of the scenery. Bees are actually pretty different.

[harpless]

You can thank the bees for the scenery.

It is as humans would say "breathtaking".

You can call me Castiel.

[intelligently]

Maybe I'll pay more attention to the bees then.

I'm Lydia. I'm sorry you didn't get to finish your trip.

[harpless]

Hello Lydia.

I was informed that there wasn't a way out of Wonderland. Is this true?

[intelligently]

Unfortunately. Wonderland can choose to send us home but there isn't an actual way out of it.