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entranceway2016-11-22 12:15 pm
ghflskhu_ph) wrote in entranceway2016-11-22 12:15 pm
Entry tags:
- a song of ice and fire: arya stark,
- gravity falls: bill cipher,
- gravity falls: dipper pines,
- newsflesh: georgia mason,
- nocturne: naoki,
- over the garden wall: wirt,
- paranorman: norman babcock,
- stargate universe: amanda perry,
- the picture of dorian gray: dorian gray,
- undertale: mettaton,
- undertale: sans
▲ 3rd Cipher ▲
[Maybe no one is ready to rally up and take arms against the Authority of this dimension just yet, but for as little time as he has been in Wonderland, Bill can’t say his plans are off to a terrible start. Despite the last few uh…. Hiccups he’s had with the Pines family and their entourage, his mission to spread doubt about the Queen and display himself as the stronger entity was going fairly strong. Having a few followers and deals isn’t enough, though. He has to make good on his word. To be the better deity, you have to show why you’re better. And Bill believes he knows just how.
Residents of Wonderland will wake up to find this text on their screens; though only words, the script itself seems to have a life of its own, fizzling, glitching and popping all over is the phrase:
ALRIGHT FOLKS, LISTEN UP, because I’m NOT SAYING it AGAIN— Unless you WASTE your ONE QUESTION on it, WHICH I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO!
As we all KNOW, WONDERLAND is a land that VALUES INFORMATION, so I’m setting up a VERITABLE BUFFET of the STUFF and OFFERING you all ONE CHANCE to GLIMPSE into the KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY that LIES BEYOND. For the FIRST TIME IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS sink your GREEDY TEETH into your BRAINS and ask me WHATEVER comes to MIND. I’ll use my TALENTS to find an ANSWER.
[Though… no one says they have to be true answers]
Her HEARTINESS has a HOLD on SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE, so don’t go COMPLAINING if you get SHORTCHANGED, PAL. I’m doing MY PART you don’t like the VAGUERY, TAKE IT UP with the ORGAN IN CHARGE!!
SO go AHEAD, ask me ANYTHING! Ask about YOUR FUTURE- THAT GUY’S FUTURE, THE FUTURE OF YOU IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION WHICH IS ALSO ASKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE! ASK why that ONE star is SLIGHTLY more OFF CENTER than the REST!!
[Attached is a video where the camera pans to sky in question. . . . . . and stays on it for an uncomfortable amount of time. “See? Gonna.. Gonna bug you now isn't it--”--]
My ANSWERS may not always pertain to YOUR current REALITY! DON’T go LOSING any SLEEP over it I’LL NOTICE
Actually do- that stuff is HILARIOUS!
I don’t offer these DEALS every day, so show that GREED you’re all SO FAMOUS FOR. I’LL BE HERE!!
[Finally, a giant paragraph of text regarding terms and conditions flies across the screen, mostly full of nonsense about non-binding deals and including the phrase 'No, Not!Pinetree, you can't have any more weaknesses until you stick those jalapenos in your eyes.']
OOC: For those not in the know, the creator of Bill’s canon actually did an IC AMA once and it’s the best thing ever. Bill is the literal All- Seeing-Eye and IS capable of being omniscient, if you want to ask about your characters own canons he CAN conceivably answer certain things-- but, as stated, his answers might not pertain your character’s Universe so you can always disregard anything you don’t agree with.
Bill may answer in riddles, try to get around the question, or just argue that your question is stupid, although if there is something specific you want and I’m not taking the hint, you can always PM me too!
Residents of Wonderland will wake up to find this text on their screens; though only words, the script itself seems to have a life of its own, fizzling, glitching and popping all over is the phrase:
ALRIGHT FOLKS, LISTEN UP, because I’m NOT SAYING it AGAIN— Unless you WASTE your ONE QUESTION on it, WHICH I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO!
As we all KNOW, WONDERLAND is a land that VALUES INFORMATION, so I’m setting up a VERITABLE BUFFET of the STUFF and OFFERING you all ONE CHANCE to GLIMPSE into the KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY that LIES BEYOND. For the FIRST TIME IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS sink your GREEDY TEETH into your BRAINS and ask me WHATEVER comes to MIND. I’ll use my TALENTS to find an ANSWER.
[Though… no one says they have to be true answers]
Her HEARTINESS has a HOLD on SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE, so don’t go COMPLAINING if you get SHORTCHANGED, PAL. I’m doing MY PART you don’t like the VAGUERY, TAKE IT UP with the ORGAN IN CHARGE!!
SO go AHEAD, ask me ANYTHING! Ask about YOUR FUTURE- THAT GUY’S FUTURE, THE FUTURE OF YOU IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION WHICH IS ALSO ASKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE! ASK why that ONE star is SLIGHTLY more OFF CENTER than the REST!!
[Attached is a video where the camera pans to sky in question. . . . . . and stays on it for an uncomfortable amount of time. “See? Gonna.. Gonna bug you now isn't it--”--]
My ANSWERS may not always pertain to YOUR current REALITY! DON’T go LOSING any SLEEP over it I’LL NOTICE
Actually do- that stuff is HILARIOUS!
I don’t offer these DEALS every day, so show that GREED you’re all SO FAMOUS FOR. I’LL BE HERE!!
[Finally, a giant paragraph of text regarding terms and conditions flies across the screen, mostly full of nonsense about non-binding deals and including the phrase 'No, Not!Pinetree, you can't have any more weaknesses until you stick those jalapenos in your eyes.']
OOC: For those not in the know, the creator of Bill’s canon actually did an IC AMA once and it’s the best thing ever. Bill is the literal All- Seeing-Eye and IS capable of being omniscient, if you want to ask about your characters own canons he CAN conceivably answer certain things-- but, as stated, his answers might not pertain your character’s Universe so you can always disregard anything you don’t agree with.
Bill may answer in riddles, try to get around the question, or just argue that your question is stupid, although if there is something specific you want and I’m not taking the hint, you can always PM me too!
[Text-->Video]
Wirt won’t like it, but since it is necessary to answer his question- And HA! It’s not like Bill CARES- the dream demon concentrates on diving into Wirt’s psyche, immersing himself within the child’s memories and timeline. He can feel it. There it is again, his signature buried within this child’s mind.
He’s probably never going to remember how it got there. Even if he tried to search for the source now its trails are broken, disjointed, its bones scattered about and half buried beneath all the child’s new thoughts and endless anxieties.
But… what once was a source of… pensive ponderment for the triangle, –not worry, HE didn’t worry- has all but ebbed into a dull acceptance, after his prolonged stay in this dimension. If anything it’s somewhat of a comfort to know Bill Cipher has previously existed in Wonderland; it meant he might have a foothold to loop back to if something goes wrong
Speaking of cycles-]
"Are y-- SERIOUSLY? This question AGAIN? Tch. You'll REALLY be ALIVE once you grasp THE DIFFERENCE of LIFE and DEATH is a POINTLESS INACCURACY in ITSELF.."
[How many people were going to make him repeat himself? Bill rolls his eye— and it keeps rolling…. And rolling…and rolling….]
"TRAIN TRACKS LED TO THE UNKNOWN,
THE BECKONING OF GENTLE WIND,
A BREATHE of AIR from LUNGS UN-PARCHED,
TWO LIVES RESUMED AGAIN"
[Video]
[He mutters this to himself. There's unsettling accuracy in the details (and if Wirt closes his eyes he can almost hear it, the train that is surely the harbinger of his doom), but...the more he thinks about it, the less sense it makes overall.]
Wait. That...that sounds like we were dead but then stopped being dead? Or like this isn't the first time this has happened to us? Or...hm.
[Who knows if it's even true anyway? This is Bill Cipher - he's not exactly the most trustworthy geometrical shape around. It sounds like he's saying he and Greg will live, but if they really got hit by a train then it feels like...false hope.
This answer should feel better than it does, and Wirt isn't sure why.]
Um. ...Thanks, I guess?
[Video]
“DON’T MENTION IT. HEHE-! Seriously. DON’T.”
[He doesn’t want people associating him with this kind of thing! Showing off power is one thing; getting mooched on by pathetic requests and tearful outcries is quite another. Besides, generosity is as much of a lie as gratitude is. Yeesh- what a headache!
Wirt might not appreciate the detail of his clue yet, but someday as Wonderland decides to sprinkle more memories his way, the rest of the poem might finally click.
At least this demand wouldn’t be enforced like the last one he gave.]
“CONSIDER our BUSINESS DONE HERE, kid.”
[The triangle stares down Wirt an uncomfortable amount of time before blipping off the screen.]