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entranceway2016-11-22 12:15 pm
ghflskhu_ph) wrote in entranceway2016-11-22 12:15 pm
Entry tags:
- a song of ice and fire: arya stark,
- gravity falls: bill cipher,
- gravity falls: dipper pines,
- newsflesh: georgia mason,
- nocturne: naoki,
- over the garden wall: wirt,
- paranorman: norman babcock,
- stargate universe: amanda perry,
- the picture of dorian gray: dorian gray,
- undertale: mettaton,
- undertale: sans
▲ 3rd Cipher ▲
[Maybe no one is ready to rally up and take arms against the Authority of this dimension just yet, but for as little time as he has been in Wonderland, Bill can’t say his plans are off to a terrible start. Despite the last few uh…. Hiccups he’s had with the Pines family and their entourage, his mission to spread doubt about the Queen and display himself as the stronger entity was going fairly strong. Having a few followers and deals isn’t enough, though. He has to make good on his word. To be the better deity, you have to show why you’re better. And Bill believes he knows just how.
Residents of Wonderland will wake up to find this text on their screens; though only words, the script itself seems to have a life of its own, fizzling, glitching and popping all over is the phrase:
ALRIGHT FOLKS, LISTEN UP, because I’m NOT SAYING it AGAIN— Unless you WASTE your ONE QUESTION on it, WHICH I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO!
As we all KNOW, WONDERLAND is a land that VALUES INFORMATION, so I’m setting up a VERITABLE BUFFET of the STUFF and OFFERING you all ONE CHANCE to GLIMPSE into the KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY that LIES BEYOND. For the FIRST TIME IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS sink your GREEDY TEETH into your BRAINS and ask me WHATEVER comes to MIND. I’ll use my TALENTS to find an ANSWER.
[Though… no one says they have to be true answers]
Her HEARTINESS has a HOLD on SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE, so don’t go COMPLAINING if you get SHORTCHANGED, PAL. I’m doing MY PART you don’t like the VAGUERY, TAKE IT UP with the ORGAN IN CHARGE!!
SO go AHEAD, ask me ANYTHING! Ask about YOUR FUTURE- THAT GUY’S FUTURE, THE FUTURE OF YOU IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION WHICH IS ALSO ASKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE! ASK why that ONE star is SLIGHTLY more OFF CENTER than the REST!!
[Attached is a video where the camera pans to sky in question. . . . . . and stays on it for an uncomfortable amount of time. “See? Gonna.. Gonna bug you now isn't it--”--]
My ANSWERS may not always pertain to YOUR current REALITY! DON’T go LOSING any SLEEP over it I’LL NOTICE
Actually do- that stuff is HILARIOUS!
I don’t offer these DEALS every day, so show that GREED you’re all SO FAMOUS FOR. I’LL BE HERE!!
[Finally, a giant paragraph of text regarding terms and conditions flies across the screen, mostly full of nonsense about non-binding deals and including the phrase 'No, Not!Pinetree, you can't have any more weaknesses until you stick those jalapenos in your eyes.']
OOC: For those not in the know, the creator of Bill’s canon actually did an IC AMA once and it’s the best thing ever. Bill is the literal All- Seeing-Eye and IS capable of being omniscient, if you want to ask about your characters own canons he CAN conceivably answer certain things-- but, as stated, his answers might not pertain your character’s Universe so you can always disregard anything you don’t agree with.
Bill may answer in riddles, try to get around the question, or just argue that your question is stupid, although if there is something specific you want and I’m not taking the hint, you can always PM me too!
Residents of Wonderland will wake up to find this text on their screens; though only words, the script itself seems to have a life of its own, fizzling, glitching and popping all over is the phrase:
ALRIGHT FOLKS, LISTEN UP, because I’m NOT SAYING it AGAIN— Unless you WASTE your ONE QUESTION on it, WHICH I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO DO!
As we all KNOW, WONDERLAND is a land that VALUES INFORMATION, so I’m setting up a VERITABLE BUFFET of the STUFF and OFFERING you all ONE CHANCE to GLIMPSE into the KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY that LIES BEYOND. For the FIRST TIME IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS sink your GREEDY TEETH into your BRAINS and ask me WHATEVER comes to MIND. I’ll use my TALENTS to find an ANSWER.
[Though… no one says they have to be true answers]
Her HEARTINESS has a HOLD on SPECIFIC KNOWLEDGE, so don’t go COMPLAINING if you get SHORTCHANGED, PAL. I’m doing MY PART you don’t like the VAGUERY, TAKE IT UP with the ORGAN IN CHARGE!!
SO go AHEAD, ask me ANYTHING! Ask about YOUR FUTURE- THAT GUY’S FUTURE, THE FUTURE OF YOU IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION WHICH IS ALSO ASKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE! ASK why that ONE star is SLIGHTLY more OFF CENTER than the REST!!
[Attached is a video where the camera pans to sky in question. . . . . . and stays on it for an uncomfortable amount of time. “See? Gonna.. Gonna bug you now isn't it--”--]
My ANSWERS may not always pertain to YOUR current REALITY! DON’T go LOSING any SLEEP over it I’LL NOTICE
Actually do- that stuff is HILARIOUS!
I don’t offer these DEALS every day, so show that GREED you’re all SO FAMOUS FOR. I’LL BE HERE!!
[Finally, a giant paragraph of text regarding terms and conditions flies across the screen, mostly full of nonsense about non-binding deals and including the phrase 'No, Not!Pinetree, you can't have any more weaknesses until you stick those jalapenos in your eyes.']
OOC: For those not in the know, the creator of Bill’s canon actually did an IC AMA once and it’s the best thing ever. Bill is the literal All- Seeing-Eye and IS capable of being omniscient, if you want to ask about your characters own canons he CAN conceivably answer certain things-- but, as stated, his answers might not pertain your character’s Universe so you can always disregard anything you don’t agree with.
Bill may answer in riddles, try to get around the question, or just argue that your question is stupid, although if there is something specific you want and I’m not taking the hint, you can always PM me too!
[Video]
[It particularly made uncovering facts about this place difficult.]
"But WHO the DREAMER is isn't as IMPORTANT as WHAT it is they might WANT."
[Video]
[He smirked, mainly to himself, and went on to explain.]
I'm sure you know this by now, but I find that if you get to know who the dreamer is, and what the dreamer is like, then you can better guess at their motives based on their personality and interests.
Re: [Video]
[Which is speciest, frankly!]
“The multiverse is RARELY so CONCRETE. GREED and DESIRE FREQUENTLY OUTWEIGH traits of PERSONALITY; You’ve GOTTA open up that MIND, PICTURE-PERFECT, but NICE TRY! KEEP FOLLOWING THAT TRAIN of THOUGHT, see what CLIFF it leads to.”
[Video]
Are you suggesting Wonderland itself is dreaming?
[Well, he has heard people talk about Wonderland like it's a person before. Maybe that's why?]
What would a place desire to have so greedily? Us?
[Video]
[Perhaps in the sort of way that a civilization made the concept of a city alive.]
"FACE IT, GET-MY-GOOD-SIDE. Either we're here as NOURISHMENT, or something like a BLOOD TRANSFUSION."