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entranceway2016-12-06 01:28 pm
signalized) wrote in entranceway2016-12-06 01:28 pm
Entry tags:
- blindspot: sarah weller,
- btvs: faith lehane,
- dceu: bruce wayne,
- dragon age: anders,
- gravity falls: dipper pines,
- innocence: beckett warner,
- lost girl: kenzi malikov,
- marble hornets: tim,
- marvel: wanda maximoff,
- rick and morty: rick,
- stranger things: dustin henderson,
- the amazing spider-man: peter parker,
- the flash: barry allen,
- the walking dead: michonne,
- undertale: sans,
- zombies run: simon lauchlan
001; Audio + Action
audio
[Being kidnapped isn't comforting for anyone, let alone someone as deeply paranoid as Bruce. He thinks of a rogue from Gotham that kidnaps young blondes and call them Alice. They're all mad in Gotham.
He wonders if they're all mad here too.
But he also knows how to mask that paranoia and rely on his public persona as he speaks over the network, choosing to keep to an audio post for now.]
My name is Bruce Wayne and while it is unlikely that my name has the weight here that it would have had at home but I figured I would put myself out there all the same. I'm sure you get tired of the same questions over and over again from new arrivals so I'll keep it to just this one.
What's the one thing you wish you had known about this place when you arrived? Advice or information that would have made the transition into Wonderland a little bit smoother, assuming such a transition is even possible, of course.
It goes without saying that you're free to leave more than one thing if you feel so inclined, I'm not going to turn away more information.
Thank you.
[And that's it, that's the post.]
Action
[After exhausting himself looking through the library he's managed to find the bar and order himself a drink to try to take to relax himself. Bruce doesn't remember the last time he felt this on edge -- which is saying something for him because he is always on edge in one way or another. This place seems mostly peaceful so far but it has to be some sort of deception. He was taken from his home, after all. And Gotham may not be the best of places but it is home and he'd like to get back to it. But he knows it won't be that easy, no one would bring that many people here without some sort of ulterior motives in play. They want something from all of them, the only question is what.
He throws back his first drink in one go. He can't imagine the catch is anything good but he has a feeling he'll know sooner or later. After all, there's always a catch. Some might call him cynical for jumping to conclusions like this so quickly but he likes to think he's being realistic. While Clark's death may have restored some well needed optimism to Bruce that doesn't mean he's blind to how cruel and ugly the world can be. He just knows now he has to try to be better than that himself.
What that means for him here, however, remains to be seen.]
[Being kidnapped isn't comforting for anyone, let alone someone as deeply paranoid as Bruce. He thinks of a rogue from Gotham that kidnaps young blondes and call them Alice. They're all mad in Gotham.
He wonders if they're all mad here too.
But he also knows how to mask that paranoia and rely on his public persona as he speaks over the network, choosing to keep to an audio post for now.]
My name is Bruce Wayne and while it is unlikely that my name has the weight here that it would have had at home but I figured I would put myself out there all the same. I'm sure you get tired of the same questions over and over again from new arrivals so I'll keep it to just this one.
What's the one thing you wish you had known about this place when you arrived? Advice or information that would have made the transition into Wonderland a little bit smoother, assuming such a transition is even possible, of course.
It goes without saying that you're free to leave more than one thing if you feel so inclined, I'm not going to turn away more information.
Thank you.
[And that's it, that's the post.]
Action
[After exhausting himself looking through the library he's managed to find the bar and order himself a drink to try to take to relax himself. Bruce doesn't remember the last time he felt this on edge -- which is saying something for him because he is always on edge in one way or another. This place seems mostly peaceful so far but it has to be some sort of deception. He was taken from his home, after all. And Gotham may not be the best of places but it is home and he'd like to get back to it. But he knows it won't be that easy, no one would bring that many people here without some sort of ulterior motives in play. They want something from all of them, the only question is what.
He throws back his first drink in one go. He can't imagine the catch is anything good but he has a feeling he'll know sooner or later. After all, there's always a catch. Some might call him cynical for jumping to conclusions like this so quickly but he likes to think he's being realistic. While Clark's death may have restored some well needed optimism to Bruce that doesn't mean he's blind to how cruel and ugly the world can be. He just knows now he has to try to be better than that himself.
What that means for him here, however, remains to be seen.]
Re: [Video]
[He just doesn't have the coloring for it. and if nothing else, he's met weirder people than Kenzi in his life, both in and out of costume. Gotham brings all sorts of people into the fold.
at least she's amusing.]
So the hairdresser magic might have to come out.
[Video]
[Never mind that between all the leather, boots and corsets? Kenzi looks like the black-haired version of that most some days. She'd argue that on her it's awesome, on her face-twin it's creepy.]
At worst? We shave their heads. I think I could rock the Sinead look.
[Video]
[Who is he to judge? He dated a woman who wears a catsuit.]
I'm not sure I'm ready to go bald -- I'm alarmed enough I'm beginning to see greys.
[Video]
[To be fair? Kenzi? Your circles are out there by anyones standards.]
Just tell yourself it's distinguished and own it. Don't be one of those douchebags who dyes it, okay. Very few dudes can pull that off. Trust.
[Video]
[Not that Bruce Wayne hasn't been known to go into some seedier circles when it fits him to -- but generally speaking...]
Oh, I wasn't planning on dying it. I've seen enough of my colleagues do that to know it never looks good.
[Video]
What are you, like a Banker?
Re: [Video]
[Video]
So what you're saying is, your suit is worth more than everything I own.
[To be fair. That wouldn't be hard.]
Re: [Video]
[This is probably the first time he's wearing it too. He's the definition of spoiled in that regard.]
[Video]
Question. [A very important one, clearly.] Have you ever just, spread money all over your bed and rolled around in it?
Re: [Video]
[Sorry to disappoint, Kenzi.]
[Video]
[Come on, Bruce. Get it together, son!]
Do you have a personal chef? [Yeah this is going to be a game of twenty inappropriate questions about just how rich you are, Bruce. Sorry.]
[Video]
[Granted, Alfred is much more than that to him but you know, details. He's not spilling his tragic backstory just yet.]
[Video]
[Video]
[Video]
[Between home and this place? She'd rule nothing out.]
And that Kardashians are like Gremlins.
[Video]
[Compared to some heiresses[ ], the Kardashians aren't so bad.]
[Video]
No? They sure do seem to multiply when you add water.
[Video]
[Video]
Touche. [Not even trying to hide her approving grin.]
So what have the wonderful people of Wonderland been telling you so far? Mirrors, Events and Memory Loss, oh my?
[You're officially the first person she's ever tried to be helpful with.]