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[text] Adaptive Immunities: The blog of Shaun Mason. Entry 4: PSA

For the time being please direct all inquiries regarding The Shattered Mirror's newsie and fictional divisions to this blog. Georgia Mason and Georgette Meissonier have both disappeared from Wonderland.

And as a personal side note, with both of my co-editors MIA, I'm not going to be in any kind of mood to deal with bullshit, so if we could keep any "it'll be okay," and "they'll probably be back" or whatever to a minimum, that would be fantastic.

Thanks.

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i'm gonna tell her you think she's terrifying. she'll like that.

[Assuming she comes back, but Shaun is going to go with that for now, because he doesn't really feel like going any crazier.]

i mean, because she definitely is terrifying.

[It's nice that he's not offended. But George gives the impression of being 100% aware that she's terrifying too.]

I'm just saying, she looks like she's considering turning into a dragon at any given moment. I don't think that's a thing in your world since it's pretty different from the zombie genre, but she looks like it.

it's not, but if it were George would definitely be the type. our genre is more...
idk modern horror? i guess? i mean, the zombies kind of make it that way, but they're kind of background noise.

maybe political thriller, the way things are kind of going down.

Modern horror sounds more interesting than political thriller. But I guess political thriller would be more interesting with zombies.

I mean, how do you even tell the difference between politicians and zombies, right? Total mindless brainsuckers either way.

okay you definitely have a point. the one we got elected isn't so bad, but a lot of the rest of them...

yeah, basically the worst.

We uncovered the 8.5th president from where he was preserved in peanut brittle. And I guess Mabel's a congressperson now? She got rid of the electoral college. Somehow. Never did tell me how she managed it.

[Mabel can do terrifying things when she's motivated.]

Oh, and my uncle ran for mayor. And won, except then his extremely long criminal record disqualified him.

kid, the more i hear about your town,
the weirder it sounds.

also, i'm pretty sure there are a lot of people who would thank Mabel for that impressive constitution-modifying feat.

Gravity Falls is the weirdest place on Earth.
It is very possible I mean that literally.

[He hasn't been everywhere, but that's definitely the sense he got.]

And yeah, can you imagine? Before she did that someone could win the popular vote and not become president! How ridiculous would that be?

yeah, that's still a thing where we're from. it's unbelievable that this far into the information age we're still using a system that didn't trust people to be able to be informed.

Seriously? And you're like, decades in the future, right? Man, your world needs a Mabel badly.

you're not wrong.

and i don't just mean for her obvious political savvy. her sense of fashion is without parallel.

That's definitely a word for it. Especially if you like sweaters.

who doesn't like a nie sweater now and then, though?

She wears them all summer.

well how cold are your summers?

It's Oregon, so it varies. But not that cold.

well,
sometimes you just need to nice, cozy sweater.

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