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[revokes]

ok but I'm assuming there's a welcoming committee? I'd just like to say that I haven't been introduced to the welcoming committee and also, I'm assuming there's a brochure somewhere, something along the lines of 'welcome to wonderland here are 101 ways to get high'?

didn't get that either.

so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.

✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?

✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.

✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?

✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?

✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.

✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?


also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.

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[revokes]

superman? that's. wow. no, they're not. our world's superheroes are pretty real, even the ones with a legacy and their own comic books.

sounds like the lot of you have given up on that.

[ leaving. ]

[fishandclips]

Interesting. I suppose it could be that worlds *with* superheroes may outnumber the worlds without.

I wouldn't say that. Some of us are very concerned with getting out. I suppose the focus shifts a bit to surviving whenever the natives announce another of their events.

[revokes]

so it's all blood and death?

nothing truly wonderland like singing flowers and talking animals getting high?

[fishandclips]

I haven’t been here two months yet, so I can’t claim to be an expert yet.

I would not rule out animals getting high, given the things we seem to be able to pull from the closets, the fact that several residents are sentient animals, and the fact that next Tuesday we could be living in the Caterpillar’s mushroom garden.

[revokes]

ok but

the garden idea is such a good one. seriously. I hope someone is filming all of this. we're not going to get a cent out of suing the red queen but we could make excellent reality tv.

[fishandclips]

Ahh, you must not have many bloggers back home. Where I'm from, it's much safer to assume that there are always cameras running somewhere.

[revokes]

same in my place.

just a matter of finding them.

[ aka take apart the place. watch him try. ]

[fishandclips]

I had a friend who knew how to put very high def cameras in things smaller than earrings. A good way to make a man paranoid, honestly.

[revokes]

spy stuff.

old school.

your friend was a spy?