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entranceway2017-10-03 09:47 pm
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ok but I'm assuming there's a welcoming committee? I'd just like to say that I haven't been introduced to the welcoming committee and also, I'm assuming there's a brochure somewhere, something along the lines of 'welcome to wonderland here are 101 ways to get high'?
didn't get that either.
so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.
✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?
✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.
✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?
✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?
✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.
✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?
also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.
didn't get that either.
so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.
✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?
✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.
✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?
✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?
✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.
✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?
also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.
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I wouldn't say bothered. Not exactly. [ it's deeper than that -- but she digresses. ] Besides, I suspect there's a certain expectation of a Stark having a public face. [ ...by the future. howard might have been the first of note, but the moment she learned about his son she knew he wouldn't be the last. ]
Less so for a Carter.
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okay, let's get this out of the way. I am giving it -
[ he looks at his watch ]
three minutes. that's it. and we are not going down the whole like father, like son thing.
[ for one, tony think he's cuter. ]
I'm deeply allergic to this sort of conversation. three minutes. after that, I may start hyperventilating.
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[ three minutes. she needs to claw back ground. ] I assure you, I'm perfectly happy to avoid discussing Howard. [ ... ] I'd much rather talk about you.
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[ he shoots, points to the suit still hovering outside. ]
that's what they call me. 2016, New York, Avengers Tower. Single, not looking.
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even the bit about not looking. ]
Iron Man. [ her disdain for the name is very thinly veiled. honestly! what's with all the code names? ] And yet something tells me the suit isn't made out of iron.
[ oh yes we're going there. ]
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[ all those years ago in a cave as a way of escaping three months of captivity. ]
it got upgraded since. titanium alloy, that sort of thing. makes it easier to fly.
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How many versions have come since?
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[ some were for the iron legions, others were improvements, others were just in case. maybe pepper potts was right about tony's obsession with his iron man armors. ]
This is the latest one.
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So it flies. And it defends. What else does it do?
[ because it must indeed do something else. she's under no illusions. ]
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[ ... ]
Global Positioning System. There's a command that's supposed to send it to my workshop.
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she figures he would have needed much the same. oh, she's quick to swallow that thought. ]
I assume you've tried it already. [ there's something stiff and professional in this line of questioning. ] Sending it back.
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[ why make anything easy? ]
Once I finish building a landing surface in my room, I could configure it to go there when I tell it to. In the mean time.
[ he looks at his armor hovering just outside her room. ]
it's a Macy's parade exhibit. Could be worse.
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[ her attention narrows. she'd nearly spilled simple secrets -- the likes of which she's been keeping from nearly everyone in the mansion. ]
And I've been busy.
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[ but then, tony can say that since he's been to so many. stark industries almost always did something for the parade. Tony once offered a hot air balloon shaped like his face and was denied.
still a good idea, he figures. ]
crowds, loud music, badly uncoordinated shows.
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[ and she went there. it's not the most elegant reference to one steve rogers. but nor is it the sort of slip that can't go ignored. peggy almost hopes he will ignore it. then again, she's only assuming steve's career in the chorus line as faithfully survived the following decades. ]
And if so, I suppose I'd happily pass. I hate picking ticker tape out of my hair.
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[ even now, even with the man himself on the run. captain america has a way to consolidate and inspire. iron man never rose to the same level. tony's well aware he'll never could.
he's more of a realist than an idealist anyway and steve's ideals serve his purposes more often than not.
funny how that keeps working out for him. ]
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[ -- she answers with a crinkle of her nose. and, she hopes, putting the subject to bed. parades and parties don't always sit well with her, anyway. ve day has only been around a scant two years and she's already so tired of it. ]
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[ dry. but look he'll take that change of subject. ]
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[ this probably sounds ominous and for a good reason, too. ]
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I've got a terrible busy social calendar. [ oh she so doesn't. ] You might be better off simply giving me the heads up right now.
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[ he really is the sort of man who expects everyone to show up when he tells them to. ]
And come on you could skip one afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches.
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Is it soon? [ just narrow it down for her, buddy. ]
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[ his dismisses the question and the notion of him planning anything ahead all at the same time. ]
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