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[revokes]

ok but I'm assuming there's a welcoming committee? I'd just like to say that I haven't been introduced to the welcoming committee and also, I'm assuming there's a brochure somewhere, something along the lines of 'welcome to wonderland here are 101 ways to get high'?

didn't get that either.

so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.

✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?

✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.

✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?

✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?

✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.

✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?


also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.

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voice }

[revokes]

I could swing a project.

[ or fifteen of them. ]

You are very good at being a welcome committee. I'm not even being sarcastic.

voice }

[deathlessness]

[She smirks a bit at that.]

Well, I do try. We all have to live with each other, after all.

voice }

[revokes]

Student dorms again. Been a while, for me. I don't remember much of that time - do they still have really bad alcohol and really mediocre music choices in parties?

[ the important questions, obviously. ]

voice }

[deathlessness]

I can't speak to the music as it's all new to me, but the alcohol is quite top shelf, depending on where you go.

[Freya mostly favors Lux Deux, but the other bars have been pretty good too.]

voice }

[revokes]

So.

[ go on freya, you can't just say all of that and not specify. ]

where do you go for top shelf stuff?

voice }

[deathlessness]

I prefer Lux Deux. It's on the sixth floor.

[And then, because she could use a distraction from the things she uses to keep herself busy.]

I'm there now, if you'd like to join me.