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[revokes]

ok but I'm assuming there's a welcoming committee? I'd just like to say that I haven't been introduced to the welcoming committee and also, I'm assuming there's a brochure somewhere, something along the lines of 'welcome to wonderland here are 101 ways to get high'?

didn't get that either.

so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.

✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?

✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.

✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?

✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?

✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.

✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?


also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.

Comments

voice;

[revokes]

Tell you what, junior, when the season comes - you're the first I'll be calling.

[ aka when the suit is needed, it'll make an appearance. at the moment, his more valuable weapon is his intellect. ]

voice; -> action

[sonofab]

I doubt that.

[Comes the same voice only much clearer and right behind you. Hey, you really are an odd little man. When you turn around there is a small boy standing behind you in a peculiar outfit.]

action

[revokes]

[ boss should I - it's hard to understand where the other person in the room is standing, but there is indeed another voice. a woman's voice, actually. ]

it's okay F.R.I.D.A.Y, it's a kid in a pajama suit.

[ he almost hit him, himself. ]

--- this is really bad. I mean, sincerely, this beats Cap's spangly uniform. please stop. it's painful.

[sonofab]

Jumpy for a fisherman. ['What was that voice?' Damian's looks around the area but it all seemed like standard for the castle.]

Pain builds character. [He says flatly.]

What was that voice?

[He switches on a thermal scan on his mask seeking anyone else in the room.]

[revokes]

-- Junior, this is terrible. I mean it, you look like you're out trick-or-treating. What is this pajama made of?

[ it doesn't seem to add onto his speed nor his strength. ]

And it's not color-coordinated, either.

[sonofab]

Not PJs. [No other people in the room...

Also, he can't argue with the fashion advice. Grayson did have terrible taste but his clothes were mostly for defense and close range combat, so they held up pretty well against the hard hitters of Gotham. Which was really the most important factor to him.]

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.