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ok but I'm assuming there's a welcoming committee? I'd just like to say that I haven't been introduced to the welcoming committee and also, I'm assuming there's a brochure somewhere, something along the lines of 'welcome to wonderland here are 101 ways to get high'?

didn't get that either.

so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.

✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?

✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.

✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?

✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?

✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.

✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?


also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.

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[wriggedywrecked]

if i cared that much about mY typing abiltiy i would have invented one already, obviously

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[revokes]

assuming you can.

it's okay if you can't. funny that those things don't come with one installed. but then again spelling < wonderland.

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[wriggedywrecked]

cONsidering lewis carroll invented like forty new words mispelling shiet is probagly encouraged

but also govoifiously i could if I wnated to, but what a fucking waste of gtime

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[revokes]

reading this makes you sound like a talking lizard.

I'm just saying. might give people the wrong impression. spell checker. it's your friend.

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[wriggedywrecked]

do I seem like the kind of person who gives a fuck what impressiong i'm giving