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[revokes]

ok but I'm assuming there's a welcoming committee? I'd just like to say that I haven't been introduced to the welcoming committee and also, I'm assuming there's a brochure somewhere, something along the lines of 'welcome to wonderland here are 101 ways to get high'?

didn't get that either.

so that said, i'm going to compile a list of every question you must have heard a thousand times before.

✘ this pocket universe is inspired by carrol's wonderland. duh. any signs of a portal? anything?

✘ are the mirrors creepy in a 1984 way or in a creepy-girls-WILL-climb-out-at-night way? super important.

✘ where are the EAT ME and DRINK ME stuff? because I had cookies three hours ago and I'm reporting no change in size. Where do I file a complaint?

✘ how many people's heads have been offed? is that a thing?

✘ is there really a high caterpillar? because meeting the guy's on my bucket list.

✘ HAVE all of the mansion's horses and all of its men tried to put Humpty together again?


also fyi if you see a guy in a flying suit of armor that's just me. don't shoot, it never ends well and also it gives me a serious electromagnetic headache.

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[revokes]

I missed the good times?

that's really insensitive of them.

I heard about him. from 1 to 10 how stable is he? just asking.

[directed]

Oh, no need to fret about that. For one, you can read back a touch on the network and find out about most of it.

Plus there's the fact that I doubt you'll be left out of the "fun" for long.

[The question that comes next is a curious one, however--especially in relation to Ray Palmer, of all people.]

Well I doubt he's about to wander around mumbling about losing his head or being late for very important dates, if that's your concern. [He doubts it, however.] Why do you ask?