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entranceway2018-08-07 12:29 pm
toolatetochangethename) wrote in entranceway2018-08-07 12:29 pm
Entry tags:
- dangan ronpa: kokichi oma,
- from dusk till dawn: seth gecko,
- hatoful boyfriend: nageki fujishiro,
- legends of tomorrow: rip hunter,
- life is strange: max caulfield,
- marvel: natasha romanoff,
- marvel: scott lang,
- my little pony: sunburst,
- once upon a time: henry mills,
- parks and rec: leslie knope,
- psych: shawn spencer,
- steven universe: pearl,
- the good place: eleanor shellstrop,
- the originals: freya mikaelson,
- undertale: sans
[video ]Just a normal dude being normal doot doot
[Okay, so, Wonderland. Got it. Cassie loved that book, especially the creepy stuff. His little girl, right there!
[Nothing too creepy yet, but, hey: he dropped acid in college: he's so ready.
[ No one knows who he is, and there are precisely ZERO Baskin-Robbins here (you bet your ass he checked) so his secret is safe. So this is his big chance, time to make a fresh start. Right. He's got this. Eye of the tiger. Be the change. He's sure there's a cliche for it.
[The point is, maybe this is a good thing. No, it is a good thing. He's got this. ]
So. Uh. Hi. [He managed a cheezy smile and car salesman's hand wave.]
I'm Scott....[Aaaand his mind goes blank. How do people do this? And why is the first thing that comes to mind 'and I'm totally not an ex-con'?
[It's not that hard, Scott. Just, you know, sound normal. Whatever you do, don't sound suspicious or like you're trying to hide anything. Because what do you have to hide, right? hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh.]
...and I'm completely normal. [NAILED. IT.]
[Nothing too creepy yet, but, hey: he dropped acid in college: he's so ready.
[ No one knows who he is, and there are precisely ZERO Baskin-Robbins here (you bet your ass he checked) so his secret is safe. So this is his big chance, time to make a fresh start. Right. He's got this. Eye of the tiger. Be the change. He's sure there's a cliche for it.
[The point is, maybe this is a good thing. No, it is a good thing. He's got this. ]
So. Uh. Hi. [He managed a cheezy smile and car salesman's hand wave.]
I'm Scott....[Aaaand his mind goes blank. How do people do this? And why is the first thing that comes to mind 'and I'm totally not an ex-con'?
[It's not that hard, Scott. Just, you know, sound normal. Whatever you do, don't sound suspicious or like you're trying to hide anything. Because what do you have to hide, right? hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh.]
...and I'm completely normal. [NAILED. IT.]
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[It's totally not cheating, but a girl with a dog-sized pet ant? That's got to tip any coolness basketball right into the net.]
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To be frank, Hope would probably just be grateful to have a friend, period.]
Her ant?
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Yeah, it's like her pet.
On the plus, she wins every show and tell.
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[Isn't that a thing for children? An ant farm?]
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He's kinda my fault, but hey, at least she has a pet.
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How large is this ant?