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[Okay, so, Wonderland. Got it. Cassie loved that book, especially the creepy stuff. His little girl, right there!

[Nothing too creepy yet, but, hey: he dropped acid in college: he's so ready.

[ No one knows who he is, and there are precisely ZERO Baskin-Robbins here (you bet your ass he checked) so his secret is safe. So this is his big chance, time to make a fresh start. Right. He's got this. Eye of the tiger. Be the change. He's sure there's a cliche for it.

[The point is, maybe this is a good thing. No, it is a good thing. He's got this. ]

So. Uh. Hi. [He managed a cheezy smile and car salesman's hand wave.]

I'm Scott....[Aaaand his mind goes blank. How do people do this? And why is the first thing that comes to mind 'and I'm totally not an ex-con'?

[It's not that hard, Scott. Just, you know, sound normal. Whatever you do, don't sound suspicious or like you're trying to hide anything. Because what do you have to hide, right? hahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

...and I'm completely normal. [NAILED. IT.]

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Look, Scott, I get it, and -

[ Suddenly Leslie just stops. Freezes. Her eyes go wide. And then she's...well, not quite yelling but her words are flying by and are not at all coherent. ]

You have...but it's...you can't. Bo...Newpo- how is this? What? I don't. It's just, you look -

[ She looks down, taking a few deep breaths and clearing her throat, trying to get out something that actually makes sense. ]

You have someone's face.

[ Nailed it. ]

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