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[ she's been missing for a month. cora doesn't know it for certain, but she can sense something is different about wonderland. it's the smell, the way the leaves crunched differently beneath her feet when she walked out of the woods earlier that day. she can't quite put her finger on what's different, but she knows that the world she had left behind earlier that morning (five weeks ago) has somehow shifted on its axis. ]

[ however, despite her suspicions, cora's not going to bother with the pleasantries. nor is she going to bother to ask. she doesn't do network posts — doesn't see the purpose in them — but she'd been out for a run in the woods. she'd gone out in hopes of pushing herself out of her negative headspace, but has only seemed to dive further in it. ]

Throw a dog a bone.

Anyone know any good jokes? Could use a couple. My brother doesn't smile much and it'd be nice to see him :) for once.

Or :D if I'm lucky.

[ ha ha. something is off and perhaps it's because derek hale has learnt how to smile. ]

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[algidity]

The world would implode.

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[resent]

Maybe you're just not telling the right jokes.

[ but, no, isaac is right. the world would implode. ]

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[algidity]

Maybe he just doesn't have a good sense of humor .

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[resent]

Have you tried telling him a joke?

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[algidity]

Yes.
have you?

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[resent]

I don't remember jokes easily. And the two I do know are a knock knock and one about Snoop Dogg.
Don't think he knows who he is.

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[algidity]

I wanna hear em.

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[resent]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

[algidity]

No idea
why?

[resent]

Fo drizzle.
I know, it's not funny.

[ much like her, boo. 8( ]

[algidity]

No that's definitely funny.
I laughed.
what's the other one?

[resent]

[ cora's pretty sure isaac's just being nice … hence why she completely doesn't go forth wtih her joke and just destroys it. ]

A knock knock that involves an orange. It works better in person.

[ just like her snoop dogg one, but he seems to have enjoyed it via text, anyway. ]

You got any to share?

[algidity]

Oh, I've heard that one.

Did you hear about the goblin that lost his left arm and leg?

[resent]

Good. I don't want to tell it.

But I haven't heard of the goblin. You better tell me about him.

[algidity]

That's okay because he's alright now.

[resent]

[ cora laughs. ]

You should tell Derek that one. It might take him a bit, but he'd laugh.

And the world would implode. :p

[algidity]

I don't think I want those repercussions over my head.

Imploding isn't something that I imagine is very fun.

[resent]

Probably not. But it'd be a pity if Derek never appreciated a good joke, don't you think?