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[resent]

[ she's been missing for a month. cora doesn't know it for certain, but she can sense something is different about wonderland. it's the smell, the way the leaves crunched differently beneath her feet when she walked out of the woods earlier that day. she can't quite put her finger on what's different, but she knows that the world she had left behind earlier that morning (five weeks ago) has somehow shifted on its axis. ]

[ however, despite her suspicions, cora's not going to bother with the pleasantries. nor is she going to bother to ask. she doesn't do network posts — doesn't see the purpose in them — but she'd been out for a run in the woods. she'd gone out in hopes of pushing herself out of her negative headspace, but has only seemed to dive further in it. ]

Throw a dog a bone.

Anyone know any good jokes? Could use a couple. My brother doesn't smile much and it'd be nice to see him :) for once.

Or :D if I'm lucky.

[ ha ha. something is off and perhaps it's because derek hale has learnt how to smile. ]

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[hamburellakind]

[HIS TIME. HAS COME.]

why was six afraid of seven?
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...because seven was a well known six offender!

oh my god, i laughed ♥

[resent]

[ cora likes this joke very much, thank you john. ]

Guess eight should watch out - six wants to eat it.
Think that joke would work if I said it aloud?

GOOD :D

[hamburellakind]

oh man you made it even dirtier.
i like it. a+ work.
if it doesn't i can give you like a million others to try.
jokes are kind of one of my things.

[resent]

Thanks. ;) Jokes really aren't my thing.
You got any that would make a rock laugh?
That's my brother. Hard to crack.

[hamburellakind]

hmmmm.
how about:
i wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

[Tadaaaaaaaaaaa.]

or maybe:
yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book.
not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.
:B

[resent]

[ you're killing me, john. ]

:D
I wish I could remember jokes. For some reason, the only ones I can remember are ones that aren't very funny.
But did you make those up?

[hamburellakind]

not those ones.
i'm sort of a student of comedy.
i've been learning jokes since. idk, forever.
when i was little i thought maybe i could be a comedian-magician someday.
dunno how likely that is here.
but then again i also wanted to be a ghostbuster, so.

[resent]

Which Ghostbuster? I wanted to be Annie Potts. Used to like how high-pitched her voice was.
But are you a magician? Pull rabbits out of hats? Or was that meant to be a part of the whole comedy thing?