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entranceway2014-09-14 09:02 pm
driven) wrote in entranceway2014-09-14 09:02 pm
Entry tags:
- btvs: angel,
- dominion: alex lannon,
- glee: santana lopez,
- hannibal: hannibal lecter,
- harry potter: james potter,
- heroes of olympus: clarisse la rue,
- heroes of olympus: frank zhang,
- october daye: tybalt,
- penumbra: philip,
- supernatural: adam milligan,
- supernatural: becky rosen,
- teen wolf: allison argent,
- teen wolf: cora hale,
- teen wolf: isaac lahey,
- teen wolf: stiles stilinski,
- zombies run: sam yao,
- zombies run: simon lauchlan
006 ⇏ video
[ when the feed comes up, it catches what sounds like a laugh already in progress, and the bottom half of a face. as it comes into view, someone seems to be righting the camera, before allison eventually turns her attention away from whatever she'd be grinning to off-screen and looks towards the camera. she opens her mouth to talk, but before she can get the words out another voice comes from off the screen. ]
Dude, have you ever seen Monty Python? Killer bunnies with big nasty fangs [ what you can’t see is stiles attempting to make bunny fangs with his teeth, but you can definitely hear his “arrghhrarrgh” in what is clearly a killer bunny noise. ]
[ allison's eyes follow the voice, laughing again. ] You're kidding me, right? You want to put the Easter bunny in this? [ another shake of her head and then she more pointedly looks back to the screen. ] Sorry, someone is-
--Very prepared and always right. [ he at least sounds a little cheeky. it’s a joke. really. sort of. ] And it’s not the Easter bunny!
Yeah okay. Anyway, for those of you we don't know, I'm Allison. Stiles here- [ eyes motioning off the screen and then they're back. ] and I are trying to put together a book. A beastiary, if you know what those are, of as many creatures - supernatural or not - that could potentially show up here.
And that totally includes the people of Wonderland who go bump in the night, I’m just sayin. What’s kosher for my creature of the night may not be kosher for yours.
[ she continues like she didn't hear him. ] If you don't already know, Wonderland likes to throw events at us from the worlds of people here. Sometimes they're fine, sometimes they're not, and-
-And sometimes they end in blood and gore! We haven’t had one of those in a while, I wonder--
Stiles, you can talk later! Let me finish! [ she laughing, though, so it's pretty obvious that stiles' interruptions aren't really bothering her. ] Sometimes they can be really dangerous, and in order to help everyone protect themselves, we figured collecting the information would help. Just to get it out there for people to know if they want to know, and if they don't, that's fine too.
Help a brother out, basically. [ a beat, and stiles pokes into the screen from an awkward angle, all button nose and spotted cheeks before he grins and jerks his head in allison’s direction. ] Or a sister. [ and then disappears from the feed again. ]
[ allison takes her hand back - having shoved stiles out of the frame in the first place - and resets the camera. ] We’ve done this before, so we have a good list started from a few worlds, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned is that even if the lore is in different worlds, a lot of the time the details aren’t the same. For example, take-
--Aaaany form of the supernatural! At all. Anywhere. Oookay, that’s the end of that, no more of that feed. [ #smooth ] Bye!
What? No, Stiles- [ the device is then forcefully plucked from allison’s hands, muffled sounds of a struggle, and then it shuts off. ]
[ ooc both stiles and allison are open for replies! ]
Dude, have you ever seen Monty Python? Killer bunnies with big nasty fangs [ what you can’t see is stiles attempting to make bunny fangs with his teeth, but you can definitely hear his “arrghhrarrgh” in what is clearly a killer bunny noise. ]
[ allison's eyes follow the voice, laughing again. ] You're kidding me, right? You want to put the Easter bunny in this? [ another shake of her head and then she more pointedly looks back to the screen. ] Sorry, someone is-
--Very prepared and always right. [ he at least sounds a little cheeky. it’s a joke. really. sort of. ] And it’s not the Easter bunny!
Yeah okay. Anyway, for those of you we don't know, I'm Allison. Stiles here- [ eyes motioning off the screen and then they're back. ] and I are trying to put together a book. A beastiary, if you know what those are, of as many creatures - supernatural or not - that could potentially show up here.
And that totally includes the people of Wonderland who go bump in the night, I’m just sayin. What’s kosher for my creature of the night may not be kosher for yours.
[ she continues like she didn't hear him. ] If you don't already know, Wonderland likes to throw events at us from the worlds of people here. Sometimes they're fine, sometimes they're not, and-
-And sometimes they end in blood and gore! We haven’t had one of those in a while, I wonder--
Stiles, you can talk later! Let me finish! [ she laughing, though, so it's pretty obvious that stiles' interruptions aren't really bothering her. ] Sometimes they can be really dangerous, and in order to help everyone protect themselves, we figured collecting the information would help. Just to get it out there for people to know if they want to know, and if they don't, that's fine too.
Help a brother out, basically. [ a beat, and stiles pokes into the screen from an awkward angle, all button nose and spotted cheeks before he grins and jerks his head in allison’s direction. ] Or a sister. [ and then disappears from the feed again. ]
[ allison takes her hand back - having shoved stiles out of the frame in the first place - and resets the camera. ] We’ve done this before, so we have a good list started from a few worlds, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned is that even if the lore is in different worlds, a lot of the time the details aren’t the same. For example, take-
--Aaaany form of the supernatural! At all. Anywhere. Oookay, that’s the end of that, no more of that feed. [ #smooth ] Bye!
What? No, Stiles- [ the device is then forcefully plucked from allison’s hands, muffled sounds of a struggle, and then it shuts off. ]
[ ooc both stiles and allison are open for replies! ]
[Video]
[ The feed opens with Simon shaking his finger at them in what would be a very firm scolding if it weren't so obvious he was trying not to laugh. ]
Zombies. You should add zombies to your list.
Unless psychopathic megalomaniacs with a penchant for rocket launchers counts.
[Video]
Blame Stiles. He's the one who jinxed it!
[ yeah, stiles, she's throwing you under the bus for literally everything. whoops? ]
Psychopathic meglo-what? [ she finally gets out, when the laughing dies. ] Zombies we've- [ the color drains from her face again, but she swallows and shoulders through. ] Zombies we've had. Or at least, zombies from one guy's world. You might want to check out what we've got? And we can add how yours are different.
[Video]
He gives a wry grimace and shrugs when she turns serious again, realizing he wasn't joking. one hand lifts to absently rub at the back of his neck. ]
Yeah, I heard there was an outbreak at one time. Lucky for you guys it wasn't permanent. And as Sam and I got here at the same time, and neither of us have seen any zombies yet, it's probably safe to say ours might be different. [ Then again, how many zombie universes could there be out there? Oh, wait, he could think of at least five video games and let's not start on movies... Nevermind, of course there could. ]
Most of ours were your typical shambling undead. Some of them could be trained and mind-controlled though, apparently. The psychopath was really fond of that, giving them orders and sending them out to do his dirty work.
Oh, and some of them are really fast, too. Pain in the arse, those ones.
[Video]
she listens to what he has to say about the zombies, though, deflating a little at the realization that this means they could - potentially - have another zombie event on their hands. awesome. ]
So headshots? Destroy the head and you don't have to worry about the rest of it? [ easy enough, really. at least maybe theirs wouldn't involve getting stuck inside a jail for the entire event. she doesn't like the sound of mind controlled zombies, though. ]
How do you control something that doesn't have a mind? [ a logical enough question, really. ] Fast...? How are they fast?
[Video]
And fast like anyone can be, I suppose. Except instead of outrunning a dumb tortoise, a few of them are really dumb hares instead. And they can do stairs, which is really the most annoying part about them. Makes 'em damn hard to dodge.
But yeah, headshot's work fairly reliably. I prefer blunt weapons, since ammo's occasionally hard to come by, where I'm from. And I'm a terrible shot to boot. But a bit or a scratch or even just having an open wound exposed to any of them is often enough to do you in.