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⇏ αʟʟιson αrɢҽnт ([personal profile] driven) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2014-09-14 09:02 pm

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[ when the feed comes up, it catches what sounds like a laugh already in progress, and the bottom half of a face. as it comes into view, someone seems to be righting the camera, before allison eventually turns her attention away from whatever she'd be grinning to off-screen and looks towards the camera. she opens her mouth to talk, but before she can get the words out another voice comes from off the screen. ]

Dude, have you ever seen Monty Python? Killer bunnies with big nasty fangs [ what you can’t see is stiles attempting to make bunny fangs with his teeth, but you can definitely hear his “arrghhrarrgh” in what is clearly a killer bunny noise. ]

[ allison's eyes follow the voice, laughing again. ] You're kidding me, right? You want to put the Easter bunny in this? [ another shake of her head and then she more pointedly looks back to the screen. ] Sorry, someone is-

--Very prepared and always right. [ he at least sounds a little cheeky. it’s a joke. really. sort of. ] And it’s not the Easter bunny!

Yeah okay. Anyway, for those of you we don't know, I'm Allison. Stiles here- [ eyes motioning off the screen and then they're back. ] and I are trying to put together a book. A beastiary, if you know what those are, of as many creatures - supernatural or not - that could potentially show up here.

And that totally includes the people of Wonderland who go bump in the night, I’m just sayin. What’s kosher for my creature of the night may not be kosher for yours.

[ she continues like she didn't hear him. ] If you don't already know, Wonderland likes to throw events at us from the worlds of people here. Sometimes they're fine, sometimes they're not, and-

-And sometimes they end in blood and gore! We haven’t had one of those in a while, I wonder--

Stiles, you can talk later! Let me finish! [ she laughing, though, so it's pretty obvious that stiles' interruptions aren't really bothering her. ] Sometimes they can be really dangerous, and in order to help everyone protect themselves, we figured collecting the information would help. Just to get it out there for people to know if they want to know, and if they don't, that's fine too.

Help a brother out, basically. [ a beat, and stiles pokes into the screen from an awkward angle, all button nose and spotted cheeks before he grins and jerks his head in allison’s direction. ] Or a sister. [ and then disappears from the feed again. ]

[ allison takes her hand back - having shoved stiles out of the frame in the first place - and resets the camera. ] We’ve done this before, so we have a good list started from a few worlds, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned is that even if the lore is in different worlds, a lot of the time the details aren’t the same. For example, take-

--Aaaany form of the supernatural! At all. Anywhere. Oookay, that’s the end of that, no more of that feed. [ #smooth ] Bye!

What? No, Stiles- [ the device is then forcefully plucked from allison’s hands, muffled sounds of a struggle, and then it shuts off. ]


[ ooc both stiles and allison are open for replies! ]
rues: ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟ (well that's alright)

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[personal profile] rues 2014-09-23 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ do you see her laughing? she's 100% serious, my friend. her voice is totally deadpan, her expression mostly bored because she's tired of explaining this shit to people. ]

Does it look like I'm kidding? It's all real. Gods, Titans, everything. [ she shrugs like it's no big deal. ] I blew up a hydra with a Confederate warship once.
rues: (i don't care what you think)

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[personal profile] rues 2014-10-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ clarisse nods, smiling like she's proud that allison actually knows the word demigod. spoiler: she's not. she's just being a condescending asshole. ]

Good, you know that much. The god of war is my dad.
rues: ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟ (day of judgement)

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[personal profile] rues 2014-10-17 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow she should be. ]

Yeah, Ares. I grew up just like anyone else, except when I was ten my gym coach turned out to be a satyr and we spent a few weeks traveling from Arizona to New York and trying not to get ourselves killed along the way. [ maybe they went looking for fights, maybe they didn't. ] I've fought a lot of monsters in my time, but no, never the Minotaur. [ she rolls her eyes. ] Percy, on the other hand... [ but she can ask him about that. she's not about to recount the tales of percy jackson. ]
rues: ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴇᴀʟ (day of judgement)

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[personal profile] rues 2014-11-01 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ clarisse rolls her eyes. yeah. percy jackson. ] That's the one. [ let's not talk about him. ] I already told you I blew up a hydra, but I've gone up against Polyphemus, those bitches Scylla and Charybdis, giant bronze bulls, Stymphalian birds, Hyperborean giants... and, you know, the Lydian drakon. [ she shrugs like it's no big deal, but her expression is smug because she knows she's hot shit. ] They call me the drakon-slayer. [ okay, more like she calls herself the drakon-slayer, but whatever. ]