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⇏ αʟʟιson αrɢҽnт ([personal profile] driven) wrote in [community profile] entranceway2014-09-14 09:02 pm

006 ⇏ video

[ when the feed comes up, it catches what sounds like a laugh already in progress, and the bottom half of a face. as it comes into view, someone seems to be righting the camera, before allison eventually turns her attention away from whatever she'd be grinning to off-screen and looks towards the camera. she opens her mouth to talk, but before she can get the words out another voice comes from off the screen. ]

Dude, have you ever seen Monty Python? Killer bunnies with big nasty fangs [ what you can’t see is stiles attempting to make bunny fangs with his teeth, but you can definitely hear his “arrghhrarrgh” in what is clearly a killer bunny noise. ]

[ allison's eyes follow the voice, laughing again. ] You're kidding me, right? You want to put the Easter bunny in this? [ another shake of her head and then she more pointedly looks back to the screen. ] Sorry, someone is-

--Very prepared and always right. [ he at least sounds a little cheeky. it’s a joke. really. sort of. ] And it’s not the Easter bunny!

Yeah okay. Anyway, for those of you we don't know, I'm Allison. Stiles here- [ eyes motioning off the screen and then they're back. ] and I are trying to put together a book. A beastiary, if you know what those are, of as many creatures - supernatural or not - that could potentially show up here.

And that totally includes the people of Wonderland who go bump in the night, I’m just sayin. What’s kosher for my creature of the night may not be kosher for yours.

[ she continues like she didn't hear him. ] If you don't already know, Wonderland likes to throw events at us from the worlds of people here. Sometimes they're fine, sometimes they're not, and-

-And sometimes they end in blood and gore! We haven’t had one of those in a while, I wonder--

Stiles, you can talk later! Let me finish! [ she laughing, though, so it's pretty obvious that stiles' interruptions aren't really bothering her. ] Sometimes they can be really dangerous, and in order to help everyone protect themselves, we figured collecting the information would help. Just to get it out there for people to know if they want to know, and if they don't, that's fine too.

Help a brother out, basically. [ a beat, and stiles pokes into the screen from an awkward angle, all button nose and spotted cheeks before he grins and jerks his head in allison’s direction. ] Or a sister. [ and then disappears from the feed again. ]

[ allison takes her hand back - having shoved stiles out of the frame in the first place - and resets the camera. ] We’ve done this before, so we have a good list started from a few worlds, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned is that even if the lore is in different worlds, a lot of the time the details aren’t the same. For example, take-

--Aaaany form of the supernatural! At all. Anywhere. Oookay, that’s the end of that, no more of that feed. [ #smooth ] Bye!

What? No, Stiles- [ the device is then forcefully plucked from allison’s hands, muffled sounds of a struggle, and then it shuts off. ]


[ ooc both stiles and allison are open for replies! ]
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (soon as we hit the hospital)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-09-16 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ stiles definitely pushes a cart of books out of the way in his attempt to wriggle away from allison; it falls with a crash. oops.

oh well. he's more concerned about the phone, which he's mostly just holding away for keepaway. grinning, laughing, stiles scrambles out of the way and holds it up again. ]
I just saved your life! Your--okay, whatever, their very werewolfitudiness was at stake!

[ stiles please. ]
hypercompetent: <user name="corelite"> (break up.)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2014-09-22 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that you were gonna but just in caseoh my god. [ and then allison is there and cutting him off and stiles's life flashes before his eyes. ]

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohhh my god! [ allison lunges and connects; stiles's arms windmill in an attempt to get his balance again, but boy and phone all go toppling to the floor in a heap. hunter 1, loser human, 0. ]