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[wickedwest]

Good thing that's over.

[Zelena's doing her best to look completely unimpressed and like she didn't spend the majority of the Christmas season in a dungeon or dealing with goblins when she wasn't trapped in the already mentioned Krampusjail.]

In fact, between this year and last year, I'm rather glad we didn't have nonsense like this where I come from.

[There's probably not Christmas in Oz. If anything, there's probably some sort of horrible holiday called Zelenamas.]

But still, I don't suppose anyone's seen that horrid creature around, have they? I'm assuming he's disappeared with the rest of the...well, I suppose everything except the snow, but I'd certainly like to return the favor if it hasn't.

[...maybe she should've said which creature she meant.]

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[rosswood]

you were
what changed
you buy a can of green paint remover or something
like no offense but
this is kind of a hilarious mental image

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[wickedwest]

[She would say none taken, but she'd be lying.]

Magic. I've found it can change most anything if you're willing to try hard enough.

[Or just find ways to be horrible that other people haven't thought of yet.]

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[rosswood]

yeah alright buddy
sounds legit
what else can this magic of yours do
i'm asking for a friend

[No he's not.]

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[wickedwest]

Almost anything. If you're willing to pay the price.

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[rosswood]

no hope of scoring something with the bargain bin then i'm guessing
alright maggy hamilton i'll be sure to keep that in mind
btw i'm alex

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[wickedwest]

Zelena.

[She has absolutely no idea who Maggy Hamilton is either. Maybe she should get out more.]

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[rosswood]

[Alex isn't familiar enough with the concept of Oz, classic as it is, to make any judgment calls on her name. It pains him to let a prime opportunity like that slide, but let it slide he must.]

cool
if i need three wishes i'll give you a holler

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[wickedwest]

I'm a witch, not a genie.

[...why is everyone dumb but her

...unless she's the one who's..

Nah, it's clearly everyone else.]

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[rosswood]

whatever you say, maggy

[That might just be Alex's nickname for her for...forever, possibly. Sorry, Zelena.]