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[mulletrock]

Awesome.

[When the camera pans around at first all you see is jeans and boots before he's got it up and focused on his face. Dean flashes the receiver an unimpressed look, whatever this was he didn't want to be in on the joke.]

As far as abduction sequences go, the digs are nice. I'll give you that. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, but I so don't do Stockholm.

[Zachariah might want him to sign up and put his body on layaway for the apocalypse but he didn't have any plans to go belly up. As far as he was concerned, there was still a shot, and he'd only consent to Michael if he didn't have any other choice. He was a lot of things, but letting someone else do his dirty work wasn't his style.]

Whatever sick twisted things you had planned, I don't go that way. ...No matter what you've heard.

[Dean takes a minute to scratch the side of his cheek, and then sets his jaw and squares his shoulders. The usual off-the-cuff sarcasm is still as confident as ever, but he's over the showmanship. Broadcasting wasn't his bag.]

And anybody else that wants to feed me another line of crap about mirrors and royalty, don't waste your time. The creep I'm looking for has Fifty Shades of Douche written all over him.

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[mulletrock]

That sounds about right. Let me ask you this, the minute you do take one of 'em out, what happens? If another one pops up in its place or the end-result is somehow worse you're right on the money when it comes to what I deal with on a regular basis.

[memory_unlocked]

You're assuming I've managed to take them out. I told you, they just don't fucking die. [Not that he actually minds the assholes being around, but they are like cockroaches.]

The ones who die actually deserve it though, generally. And the only one who made copies of himself was killed a few years back.

[mulletrock]

You lost me at copies.

[Dean has been around the block long enough to know that nothing was unkillable, even if it seemed like it was, so he treats that whole bit like it's just bad luck on his part.]

[memory_unlocked]

He had a time distortion unit. Every time he used it to go back in time, he created another copy of himself.

There were a lot of them, from what I picked up on anyway. [Since he hadn't actually been there himself.]

[mulletrock]

Geez. Wherever you're from sounds like a bad syfy movie, if the things I squared away with were capable of that I'd never have any down time.

[memory_unlocked]

I am from the future. [Epsilon is rolling his eyes from behind the helmet, except he maybe kind of has a point.]

I'm Church, by the way.

[mulletrock]

I'm Dean. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but considering the circumstances I'm not so sure about that.