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Awesome.

[When the camera pans around at first all you see is jeans and boots before he's got it up and focused on his face. Dean flashes the receiver an unimpressed look, whatever this was he didn't want to be in on the joke.]

As far as abduction sequences go, the digs are nice. I'll give you that. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, but I so don't do Stockholm.

[Zachariah might want him to sign up and put his body on layaway for the apocalypse but he didn't have any plans to go belly up. As far as he was concerned, there was still a shot, and he'd only consent to Michael if he didn't have any other choice. He was a lot of things, but letting someone else do his dirty work wasn't his style.]

Whatever sick twisted things you had planned, I don't go that way. ...No matter what you've heard.

[Dean takes a minute to scratch the side of his cheek, and then sets his jaw and squares his shoulders. The usual off-the-cuff sarcasm is still as confident as ever, but he's over the showmanship. Broadcasting wasn't his bag.]

And anybody else that wants to feed me another line of crap about mirrors and royalty, don't waste your time. The creep I'm looking for has Fifty Shades of Douche written all over him.

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Okay, now you've got my attention. If the mirrors aren't the issue, what is?

[It can't possibly be so bad on this side of reality that people would prefer their creepy as hell mirror duplicates.]

like i said before, it's the events you have to worry about. wonderland going "screwy" for a few days can mean anything from...all of us getting stuck in a forest that eats people, to a zombie apocalypse. wonderland draws a memory from someone, and turns that memory into an event that affects everyone. some of 'em are just weird or silly. but some of 'em are dangerous.

[Now it makes more sense why people haven't challenged the head honchos. He'd hate to see what they could pull out of his head, and he's probably not the only one.]

.. Gotcha. You got any idea how often that happens? Or is it a mixed bag.

they tend to be once or twice a month. someone always makes some kinda announcement a few days before hand, but, heh. they're not too good at clarification or details. half the time i think they're just ribbing us.

[Puns make heavy conversations way lighter.]

Then what's the point?

[It's not like Dean hasn't noticed this guy's a skeleton or something like it. He's just buying time because getting into that kind of conversation isn't on his to-do list right now. He's tired, patience has worn thin, and the last thing he needs is that kind of conversation. He's been helpful and Dean was going to let him keep doing it for now.]

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[Just wait till you start hearing the endless skeleton puns, Dean.]

heh, who knows? maybe the world just wants to mess with us.

[Please don't.]

Now that I can believe. It makes a helluva lot more sense than demented royalty and magic mirrors.

i generally find it's better to blame things on the whole universe being one cosmic joke. makes it easier to just shrug and move on.

Now you're speaking my language.

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