Dr. Stanford Filbrick Pines, PhD (
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- bob's burgers: bob belcher,
- dangan ronpa: mikan tsumiki,
- dragon age: anders,
- estancia: kay,
- gravity falls: dipper pines,
- gravity falls: fiddleford mcgucket,
- gravity falls: mabel pines,
- gravity falls: stanford pines,
- gravity falls: stanley pines,
- marvel: jane foster,
- newsflesh: georgia mason,
- off: zacharie,
- rick and morty: rick,
- steven universe: connie maheswaran,
- the amazing spider-man: peter parker,
- the picture of dorian gray: dorian gray,
- undertale: alphys,
- undertale: chara,
- undertale: frisk,
- undertale: mettaton,
- undertale: sans,
- undertale: toriel
e x p e r i m e n t #05 (accidental video)
[When the broadcast starts, it goes from silence to the immediate noise of two people screaming, punctuated by the sound of laser gunshots and mechanical whirring. It seems the device is on a side-table, giving a flat view of Ford and Alphys… perched on another table. Alphys is curled up, hands over her head, looking incredibly distressed, while Ford seems to be shooting at something off-camera.]
Oh m-my god, oh my god, we’re going to d-die here, I’m so s-sorry, I didn’t know they were all going to start...
Don’t worry! I happen to have excellent aim.
[All of a sudden, something takes a flying leap up onto the table, and Alphys yells as Ford shoots it down. The ensuing shot causes the device to fall over, revealing the floor is absolutely covered in knife wielding box tentacles, some with multiple arms, some with multiple knives, all running over each other and stabbing the floor, themselves, and the table. Alphys is still yelling. Ford is still shooting. It looks like an absolute catastrophe.]
Maybe we shouldn’t have prototyped them with the basic ability to learn--
Well it w-would have been fine if it was just, y-you know, one of them! They weren’t all supposed to turn on at the same time!
[Suddenly, Alphys turns her head and seems to notice the device, turning herself around and reaching out to grab it, bringing it in close to her and Ford.]
Uh, t-this is totally under control! No need to panic! I d-don’t, uhm, know how long this has been broadcasting, but, it’s f-fine! … And m-maybe don’t come to Ford’s room for, uhm, a little bit, for uh. Reasons.
Is that thing on? Uh, I mean-- Yes! Everything is absolutely, 100% under control. There is no need to worry about anythi-- [Ford cuts himself off and hisses.] Watch out, Alphys! I think it just tasted my blood!!
Oh g-god please don’t let that do anything new.
[And the device blinks off, cutting out the mechanical whirring sounds with it.]
Oh m-my god, oh my god, we’re going to d-die here, I’m so s-sorry, I didn’t know they were all going to start...
Don’t worry! I happen to have excellent aim.
[All of a sudden, something takes a flying leap up onto the table, and Alphys yells as Ford shoots it down. The ensuing shot causes the device to fall over, revealing the floor is absolutely covered in knife wielding box tentacles, some with multiple arms, some with multiple knives, all running over each other and stabbing the floor, themselves, and the table. Alphys is still yelling. Ford is still shooting. It looks like an absolute catastrophe.]
Maybe we shouldn’t have prototyped them with the basic ability to learn--
Well it w-would have been fine if it was just, y-you know, one of them! They weren’t all supposed to turn on at the same time!
[Suddenly, Alphys turns her head and seems to notice the device, turning herself around and reaching out to grab it, bringing it in close to her and Ford.]
Uh, t-this is totally under control! No need to panic! I d-don’t, uhm, know how long this has been broadcasting, but, it’s f-fine! … And m-maybe don’t come to Ford’s room for, uhm, a little bit, for uh. Reasons.
Is that thing on? Uh, I mean-- Yes! Everything is absolutely, 100% under control. There is no need to worry about anythi-- [Ford cuts himself off and hisses.] Watch out, Alphys! I think it just tasted my blood!!
Oh g-god please don’t let that do anything new.
[And the device blinks off, cutting out the mechanical whirring sounds with it.]
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They're not as dangerous as t-this sounds. Promise.
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You and... the guy shooting at them? What are they for?
[If it's to keep people out of the room, Kay's sure there are far better ways to accomplish that goal.]
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It just got, uh, r-really out of hand.
[This is what happens when you let science types alone with a closet that will give them anything. A bunch of whirling death tentacles.]
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I'd say. And you made them able to learn? [He's not quite sure why they would need such a function, but it sounds like none of this was done with a purpose in mind.] They can't move or open doors?
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If you don't mind me asking, what species of lizard are you? [There's a question that Kay would never have believed he'd have the occasion to ask. But he's curious.]
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[She has absolutely no idea, my guy. Not many surface animals make it into the Underground and she's no zoologist.]
I'm a monster? So, uh... t-that type?
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Anyway, nice to meet ya. I'm Kay.
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[She's not sure she's ever seen a komodo dragon. It'd be interesting to look up, though.]
But uhm, n-nice to meet you! I'm Alphys.
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[Cause he's getting kinda confused here.]
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[Wow that got a little longer than she intended. Whoops.]
So, uh, I've g-gotten the impression that it's different here and in a lot of other worlds! Since most worlds, uhm, s-seem to think monsters are mindless beasts that just kill things, which isn't how it is where I'm from at all.
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How do you know what souls are made out of?
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Well, uh, monster souls are white, and are inverted from the d-direction of human's. Human SOULs look like hearts with, uhm, the p-point downward, and monsters' have the point up. Plus, human SOULs have a variety of colors based on attributes or guiding features. I've personally observed s-six different colors. In legend, different SOUL colors allowed humans to master different kinds of magic.