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entranceway2016-10-17 08:01 pm
mviw) wrote in entranceway2016-10-17 08:01 pm
Entry tags:
- bob's burgers: bob belcher,
- dangan ronpa: mikan tsumiki,
- dragon age: anders,
- estancia: kay,
- gravity falls: dipper pines,
- gravity falls: fiddleford mcgucket,
- gravity falls: mabel pines,
- gravity falls: stanford pines,
- gravity falls: stanley pines,
- marvel: jane foster,
- newsflesh: georgia mason,
- off: zacharie,
- rick and morty: rick,
- steven universe: connie maheswaran,
- the amazing spider-man: peter parker,
- the picture of dorian gray: dorian gray,
- undertale: alphys,
- undertale: chara,
- undertale: frisk,
- undertale: mettaton,
- undertale: sans,
- undertale: toriel
e x p e r i m e n t #05 (accidental video)
[When the broadcast starts, it goes from silence to the immediate noise of two people screaming, punctuated by the sound of laser gunshots and mechanical whirring. It seems the device is on a side-table, giving a flat view of Ford and Alphys… perched on another table. Alphys is curled up, hands over her head, looking incredibly distressed, while Ford seems to be shooting at something off-camera.]
Oh m-my god, oh my god, we’re going to d-die here, I’m so s-sorry, I didn’t know they were all going to start...
Don’t worry! I happen to have excellent aim.
[All of a sudden, something takes a flying leap up onto the table, and Alphys yells as Ford shoots it down. The ensuing shot causes the device to fall over, revealing the floor is absolutely covered in knife wielding box tentacles, some with multiple arms, some with multiple knives, all running over each other and stabbing the floor, themselves, and the table. Alphys is still yelling. Ford is still shooting. It looks like an absolute catastrophe.]
Maybe we shouldn’t have prototyped them with the basic ability to learn--
Well it w-would have been fine if it was just, y-you know, one of them! They weren’t all supposed to turn on at the same time!
[Suddenly, Alphys turns her head and seems to notice the device, turning herself around and reaching out to grab it, bringing it in close to her and Ford.]
Uh, t-this is totally under control! No need to panic! I d-don’t, uhm, know how long this has been broadcasting, but, it’s f-fine! … And m-maybe don’t come to Ford’s room for, uhm, a little bit, for uh. Reasons.
Is that thing on? Uh, I mean-- Yes! Everything is absolutely, 100% under control. There is no need to worry about anythi-- [Ford cuts himself off and hisses.] Watch out, Alphys! I think it just tasted my blood!!
Oh g-god please don’t let that do anything new.
[And the device blinks off, cutting out the mechanical whirring sounds with it.]
Oh m-my god, oh my god, we’re going to d-die here, I’m so s-sorry, I didn’t know they were all going to start...
Don’t worry! I happen to have excellent aim.
[All of a sudden, something takes a flying leap up onto the table, and Alphys yells as Ford shoots it down. The ensuing shot causes the device to fall over, revealing the floor is absolutely covered in knife wielding box tentacles, some with multiple arms, some with multiple knives, all running over each other and stabbing the floor, themselves, and the table. Alphys is still yelling. Ford is still shooting. It looks like an absolute catastrophe.]
Maybe we shouldn’t have prototyped them with the basic ability to learn--
Well it w-would have been fine if it was just, y-you know, one of them! They weren’t all supposed to turn on at the same time!
[Suddenly, Alphys turns her head and seems to notice the device, turning herself around and reaching out to grab it, bringing it in close to her and Ford.]
Uh, t-this is totally under control! No need to panic! I d-don’t, uhm, know how long this has been broadcasting, but, it’s f-fine! … And m-maybe don’t come to Ford’s room for, uhm, a little bit, for uh. Reasons.
Is that thing on? Uh, I mean-- Yes! Everything is absolutely, 100% under control. There is no need to worry about anythi-- [Ford cuts himself off and hisses.] Watch out, Alphys! I think it just tasted my blood!!
Oh g-god please don’t let that do anything new.
[And the device blinks off, cutting out the mechanical whirring sounds with it.]
[Video]
[DON'T SASS HER METTA, this happens more often than you'd think okay. But she does smile a little sheepishly at his next line.]
I was actually, uh, c-coming over originally to return a book of his that he let me borrow... it was his j-journal, from his world. It was a great read, a-actually.
[Video]
He gave you his journal to read? Oh Alphys, that's such a sweet gesture! Soooo... are you two an item now or...?
[Because THAT'S the appropriate thing to ask when your best friend and her maybe boyfriend are under attack by their own tenctacled hubris!]
[Video]
[She visibly shifts, covering her device and her mouth a bit as if whispering to him.]
D-Don't you think I would've told you if everything worked out??
[Video]
He has to start pulling away from her eventually, and there's no time like the present! She'll have better friends around for her anyway.]
I'm sorry to hear that. I thought for sure that would work! All well. You can't win them all. At least you two are still friends.
...Did you at least do something couple-y while in there?
[Mettaton needs the #juicygossip]
[Video]
[She's trying to shield her words from Ford even more now, stage-whispering, but hastily.]
Not now!! Jeez, Metta, h-he can still hear me!!
[Video]
Ugh, fine! But when you're done fighting a legion of tentacle knives, you have to tell me EVERYTHING that happened.
[Video]
[WHY IS HE LIKE THIS]
[Video]
[He clicks off the feed with a hearty wink.]